Famous Last Words

[x ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" (Not really screamed?)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.*
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.*
[ x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.*
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.*
[ x] You have been called a blonde.*
[ x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.*
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.*
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.*
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.*
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.*
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.*
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.*
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.*
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.*
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.*
[x ] You have fallen asleep in class.*
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.*
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.*
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.*
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.*
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.*
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Pen in my mouth, more like.)
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.*
[x] You break a lot of things.*
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.*
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.*
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.*
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.*
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.*
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 13

Take the total and multiply by 4.

52%