Advanceshipping FTW

So, I am a manager with my basketball team, and last night we had to go to an away game just up the interstate from us. But on the way:

1) the driver misses the turnoff onto the highway and is stuck going down a very narrow, 2 lane country road.

2) As we are in the process of finding a way to turn around, we get pulled over by the sheriff for speeding.

3) We were pulled over by a little dirt patch that we tryed to use to turn around, but as we were backing up, we got high-centered on the side of the road. Luckily (?) The sheriff was literally right there and called for help.

4) They called the school distracts tow truck to try and get use out. But was just a little pickup truck with a flatbed and a winch on it. As it tryed to pull us out, IT got dragged back trying to pull. They gave up. It just wasnt powerful enough.

Finally, they sent another bus and a tow truck for pulling big rigs to come and get us out. The cargo compartment on the bus was bent and the sheriff had to treat it as a wreck. In total we were stuck there for 2.5 hours and arrived to the game 1 hour late. X(