I got bored so here's some screenshots of the things I typically see on Facebook.
Updated 28th January 2013 at 07:38 PM by Bubble Frog
If they bother you, why not just unfriend them?
@PkmnGreen; I'd have to unfriend everyone.
Shoot 4 da moon an even if u miss u are in da stars.
If u can't handle me at ma worst den you dont deserve me at ma best
Modern adolescents are hours of fun, huh?
I now see that it was a very good decision to not join Facebook.
The irony in the second post is hysterical. XD