Yesterday in class, we were doing a test, when the teacher looks at one of her black students as he was wiping his face with a white cloth she says this:
[QUOTE]Why are you using a white cloth? I can get you two black ones easily.[/QUOTE]
*No one says anything*
[QUOTE]Wow, you guys are real <Insert place here> people! In America, I would've been sued.[/QUOTE]
Today, my step mom was telling me about the very real threat of a tsunami. While she was bitching about how she would get us from school if it happened, I was thinking about something way more important.
The files on my computer! All my projects, photos, music, games, etc will be lost in such an event. This inspired me to start using the cloud. This way, if I manage to survive such an event, all my files will be safe on teh interwebz. I was skeptical at first about hackers going through
Since this is an election year in the US, I noticed that I have never heard of a Canadian election, so I asked my dad, who studied in Canada and he said that he doesn't recall there being any, but he's sure they do.
I decided to research this myself and I discovered that the Canadian Prime Minister's term length is "At her majesty's pleasure" which seems to imply that a person can be in power for as long as the Queen wants. Lieutenant Governors and Premiers are also at the
These trees make no sense. It's the middle of spring and they're shedding their leaves. WTF? They're also health hazards. The seeds are encased in a hard fruit. When the seeds are released, the shells fall from the heights of the tree and threaten the skulls of people in a nearby vicinity. Conviniently, we had to have classes under these deathtraps. (Some idiot strung up the classroom.)
iPhones are awesome, amirite? If only they weren't so damn expensive. I've found a way to get iPhones quick and easily.
STEP ONE: Buy a cheap Nokia phone or any cellphone that can only make calls and send texts. The cheaper, the better.
STEP TWO: Know someone who is rich enough to afford Apple products. Kindly ask for the enclosed Apple sticker that comes with the said product.
STEP THREE: Attach sticker to back of cheap ass phone.