Dear Diary,

So Bart's your real name?

My username is Buzz, but most people call me Brad.

although my username is DCM, most people here call me Dan.

My real name is Joe (not quite), but people call me GM.

My name is Tony, but no one calls me that.

Name's Zack. It's the best name ever and don't ever spell it with an h I'm serious.

I've noticed that people here have started to refer to me as 'Gato', which I find pretty endearing. I'm never changing my username.

My real name can though be found by re-arranging the letters of another user's name.
It can also be found in the Kingdom Hearts games and in a movie about a police detective with an unusual laugh.

If anyone calls me "Sarah" they feel my wrath, so...

My name is Stephen, but you can call me Darth Vader. Most people call me @TheMissingno , but @Mijzelfan calls me Missy.

I dislike my real name, so few know it. Most people on here refer to me as Feral.

Quite a few people here call me by my first name--Lynne!

But, there is another user here who goes by his name--Gabriel Macae I believe... haven't seen him for a bit though

Watashi wa kira desu.

ha my name is mario but that would be quiet boring so I added the wie part.

@Bart

You're not the only one.Rutvik is indeed my real name.And possibly,the user Angad also goes by his real name.

Why did I not use my real name as username! Usually when I register on forums, I get totally blank for what username to use. I sometimes use random name generators just for the heck of it. And poof, there goes cityvillain. My name's Kenta by the way.

I'm pretty sure everyone just calls me jda95.

All I'm gonna say is that my real name is not Bart.

If you're real name isn't Bart, then you're doing exactly what this blog appears to criticise.