Karpi

So, the new starter pokemon are pretty cute - the best set we've had since Hoenn imo. But that's not how I wanted them to turn out. I wanted the starter pokemon to have secretly creepy backstories that you discover as you play through the game. And I've had plenty of ideas, so here are some of my favorites:

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It starts out cute enough, perhaps looking like this:
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This is my second attempt at a Nuzlocke challenge. The first ended anticlimactically when I lost Sableye after a Machoke used Foresight on it and then lost my other pokemon running around in the wilderness. This time, I was determined to do better! Or so I thought...

Here is my final results table, showing what pokemon I caught where and who died when:

Brawly's Meditite almost wiped me out early on because I didn't know it would have ...

Alright, so I'm looking for a scramble challenge for Platinum version. What happens is that you, as commenters, get to tell me which pokemon I'm going to use, along with any special conditions attached to it.

For example, "You get a Magikarp but it has to level up to evolve by itself" (I have done this before, don't give me it again)

Or "You get Abra, but it can only use one special move, and it can't be Psychic"

So, really, I'm open ...

So a while ago I had the idea that a regional professor would give out some pretty terrible starter pokemon to a group of new trainers... something like:
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As many of you have learned, Gyarados is a very powerful and useful pokemon. How does one obtain such a pokemon? By evolving a Magikarp, of course!

But none of you do it the right way. You all cheat up the Magikarp's battle experience by switching it in and out of battle, or giving it the Exp Share item.

This makes for a Magikarp with an inferiority complex, which later becomes Gyarados with an aggression problem. The solution is to train your Magikarp like a real man, ...