Milkapoke

Like so.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like pokemon.
You: Helloooo.
Stranger: Wild ratatta appeared!
You: Mien sends out MILTANK!
Stranger: What will Miltank do?
You: Miltank used Surf!
Stranger: Rattata is wet.
Stranger: wet rattata ran away
You: Miltank then got drunk off of Moo Moo Milk.
You: And partied hard.
Stranger: hot diggity damn that miltank is one crazy son of a bitch
You: INDEED IT IS.
You: What a little bastard.
Stranger: INDUBITABLY.
Stranger: I CONCUR.
You: OHOHOHOHO.
Stranger: santa?
You: MERRY CHRISTMAS DAMMIT
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alirght then
Stranger: i liek mudkipz
You: Everyone must liek them.
You: Or
You: they
You: will
You: die
Stranger: mudkipz is liek my family
You: Je awww.
You: Cute.
Stranger: acute?
You: Acute cuteness.
Stranger: Measure of angle<180 degrees
Stranger: *90
You: Thar we go.
Stranger: MAH BAD
You: JEEZ MAN EVEN I KNEW THAT
You: And I suck at math.
Stranger: Eh, I guess I failed algebra for a reason
You: Bwaha, same here.
You: Algebra was a rough time...
Stranger: math is like hitler -_-
You: Then I must be in 1945, 'cause I got one more semester of it :D
Stranger: Meowth that's reich!
You: *Claps*
Stranger: *sniffs*
Stranger: *awkwardly walks over to the trash can*
You: *Claps like a bitch* BRAVO ENCORE NOW PLEAAASE
Stranger: *sniffs*
Stranger: *potato*
You: *Gives tissue and moar potatoes*
You: Unless...you are one.
Stranger: I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED
Stranger: I'm the misc. gen VI normal type on the first route.
You: YIPPEE.
Stranger: Potatiri
You: Oh jeez. Are you as bad as Bidoof?
Stranger: I'm literaly just a potato, nothing else
You: Oh yay, something better.
You: You should be a legendary.
Stranger: The 3rd version will actually be potato.
Stranger: and there all potatoes except for zubats, there will be zubats
You: Noooo NOT ZUBAT.
You: ANYTHING BUT ZUBAT
You: OR
You: GEODUDES
Stranger: *Spays Repel*
You: Max Repel, man.
Stranger: and dip 'n dots, because they're delicious.
You: What a nomlicious Pokemon.
You: Yummeh.
Stranger: Ice cream sounds really good right now...
You: I wanted some earlier.
Stranger: eeven though it's 30 degrees outside
You: Same here :0
Stranger: Where is Vanillish when need him/her!?
You: Eating Dip 'n Dots.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: that asshole...
You: That's cannibalism.
You: DAMMIT VANILLISH.
Stranger: Vanillish... I am disappoint.
Stranger: You had one job... and then you go and eat your cousin.
You: Now he's pissed, so he's gonna make an Amoongus catch on fire, because he wants to be in a good mood.
You: ('Cause it can't think of anything else)
Stranger: Amoongus gonna have slap a bitch now
You: Bitch slappin' everywhere.
You: What a bitch, Amoongus is.
Stranger: Damn it Wayne Brady, you trained that Amoongus poorly.
You: *Shakes head* Fuck it all.
You: (By the way, Imma post this on a Pokemon forum I'm part of later today. This is too damn awesome.)
Stranger: Alrighty then, well I'll make my opinion on shorts heard.
Stranger: I like them.
Stranger: And they're pretty comfy.
You: Are they easy to wear?
Stranger: Oh god no, I almost die every time I try to put them on.
You: Okay, good. Thought you were Youngster Joey for a second.
Stranger: No, my rattata is only in 80th percentile, but I've got a pretty good Blaziken.
You: Blazikens are pretty badass, but not as much as Top-Percentage Rattata.
Stranger: Oddly enough, Joey's rattata actually is top persentage because it has perfect IV's
You: ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
Stranger: Too bad it will remain a lowly level 4 rattata forever...
You: ONE ONE FLAW
You: God dammit, can't spell today.
You: *ONLY
You: THERE.
Stranger: Don't worry I've realized all of mispellings and I'm just like, "meh, fuggit."
Stranger: too much effort would be forth within the action of moving my fingers slightly to type
You: So much effort. Makes me cry.
Stranger: You're telling me I have to get up and walk five feet to the kitchen when I'm hungry!? What kind of country is this?
You: First-World Problems.
Stranger: I want to play Xbox and watch TV too... and that is one very good reason why Pokemon is better, because you can do that.
Stranger: minus the Xbox part.
You: I like PS2.
You: ;O;
Stranger: They're all good in their own ways
You: Even...Wii?
Stranger: Wii has some good attributes, Wii U however... mas o menos
Stranger: mostly menos
You: Wii U is just...bad.
Stranger: There is a total of one thing I found good about it.
Stranger: And it's one the things that's already good about the 3ds/ds/gameboy/etc...
You: Hmmhmhmm?
Stranger: You can play it while watching TV!
You: TRUE.
You: Very true.
You: I'm so smart <__>
Stranger: IQ = GOOD
Stranger: :P
You: YEAH MAN.
You: But...I have to go now.
Stranger: Alright, seeya!
You: Goodbye, and have a nice life P:
Stranger: actually i see your text
Stranger: but yup
Stranger: bye