Milkapoke

So then my Abra teleported me to the Distortion World where I died.

I got rebirthed, and this is how my world is now.



Oddish: Oh yay! Something that can battle! And better yet, I have to decide if it's going to be a Bellossom or a Vileplume! Unless I burn it with a lighter.

Cedric: I don't know who the fuck he is. Oh, Juniper's father? Well that's kinda awkward. Moving on.

Roark: Another person I can't stand. He'd be mining in a cave when I yell, "Roark! Get the fuck back here or I'll mine your head with that pickaxe of yours!". Ugh.

May: That's more decent than Ethan.

Will: HE'S MUCH BETTER THAN VOLKNER. I don't know why, though. The mask makes me sexier? YES.

Celebi: Awww yeah. Sure, it's weak to a ton of things, but it's better than Regigigigigigigiggiigigigigigigiggiigias. Celebi wouldn't win against it, but it's cuter.