Milkapoke

And I'm forcing you all to look at the results.



Abra- Huzzah! I actually caught this Pokemon, I guess. Nothing is gonna run away from me now. Wait, how in the hell am I gonna be able to battle?!ALL IT KNOWS IS TELEPORT!

Rowan- I fucking hate him. NEXT.

Mira- Mira? Who is the Mira chick? Wayward Cave? Hell, I never go there. Then she talks in third person. I'd probably shoot her in the face within three days.

Ethan- Not bad, not bad. He could've been hotter, like...

Volkner- OH YES. That's the sexy stuff right there. Delicious.

Regigigigigigigigias- This is the easiest Legendary to catch. WHY THIS UGLY THING.