Milkapoke

Yet another suggestion from @Karamazov;.

My doggie's name is Kona. Kona is currently six years old. He's a Golden Retriever, moreso of the Canadian type. He has eight brothers and sisters, one of them we just found (Her name is Maggie :3). He also has eight cousins, and his Aunt is a cat named Aurora.

Kona looks like he is less than a year old, and he acts like it too sometimes. He eats walls, socks, panties, wood chips, plants, snow, carpet, and his own hair (along with dog food and such). His least favourite food is lettuce, since he can never seem to eat it right.

Kona is smart, but only shows it sometimes. He knows to get on the couch when my dad isn't around, and he only begs for food when he isn't in the room. He also knows to run away when my dad isn't home either P: Kona can sit, shake, lay down, shake with his other paw, high-five, knuckle, jump, and bark, all on command.

Kona enjoys sleeping, getting food, playing with his toys alone, playing chasing games with me and my sister, licking other dog's pee, and stretching.

We also have nicknames for Kona: Konz, Mr. Konz, Konata, Kononoha, Konzies, French Bear, Pumpkin, and Cutie Petutie.

KONA IS AMAZING ;O;