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The Wii-U is fucking pitiful

, 18th November 2012 at 10:28 PM (380 Views)

MiiVerse hacked
Debug System accessed
Every single 3rd party game has technical issues
Nintendo games lock up for no reason
Console doesn’t recognize certain routers
NN is a joke
Horrifying loading times
Laggy OS

For a thing "next gen" it sure did a lot of GOOD running PREVIOUS GEN GAMES

Epic mickey two runs at an OUTSTADING rate of TEN FUCKING FRAMES A SECOND.

TEN

EVEN THE STORE FUCKIN LAGS

the basic version comes with EIGHT goddam gigs, then you have to download a DAY ONE patch which takes away FOUR FUCKING GIGS.

Sure the Wii took a bit to find its niche and be fantastic with gamecube tech

BUT JESUS NINTENDO.

The FUCKING VITA is tanking as hard as this but that fucking PAPERWEIGHT CAN AT LEAST RUN PORTS.

Just, wow.

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MegaChar - 18th November 2012 10:41 PM
Just like the Ipad but Nintendo edition!!!

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Angad - 18th November 2012 10:59 PM
First day is hardly the thing to judge it by. Bad ports have always been an issue with new consoles.

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Kars - 19th November 2012 08:19 AM
But the memory dude...

Hell those things have more tales of rrod'ing straight outa the box than the 30 did...

NONE of their past consoles had this problem.

NONE of the PREVIOUS generation consoles had issues running anythig more than 30 frames per second.

This is not "next gen"

all it is is an updated wii
Alan Smithee - 19th November 2012 09:32 AM
The Wii U uses external storage, so you can get as much as a terabyte for your Wii U. Not much of a problem, actually.