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...The world is plotting against me

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by , 22nd August 2010 at 02:58 AM (274 Views)
Well, today at work, Tasha, my beloved co-worker who I love dearly, took her last day. I'll still keep in touch because she's <3 and all. But I will miss her. She was cool and bitchy and essentially like a flatter version of myself. Still ice-shittingly beautiful. Infact, I consider her more pretty than myself.

That said: Spencer's is now hiring:

Name:
Age:
Hotness (on a scale of 1 to 10):
Position you're applying for:
How much do you party?:
Are you okay with "sharing"?:
Will you kill yourself if we show up in the same outfit, so I don't have to?:

And please also include a photo. Thanks!

Feel free to fill out the parody form I made.

Other then that, I went out and partied, from a walking distance so I was just drunk while I walked back. That's okay, because I'm not awful in public even while intoxicated. Actually I'm just a little ...tipsy

It was really fun, and I never knew the fact that such retarded over-crowded house parties can be fun, and I never knew that most of them don't even end in police arresting everyone. Damn, Degrassi.

Regardless, Once I returned my friend IM'd me to tell me she left her phone at my house before the party. So I searched awfully hard and tried to find it. Didn't go so well. My mom walked in the door, changed the channel, ate my food, and then sat down on the couch I was trying to search at.

.....what?! And then she just gets angry even though she ruined MY evening. ....I'm just baffled at how five minutes can completely....holy fuck man....It's like the past week has been her hell-bent on making my blood boil over so I'm dry and decript outside a taco bell.

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  1. No Prophet's Avatar
    Name: Xavier SexyLastName
    Age: 21
    Hotness (on a scale of 1 to 10): 17
    Position you're applying for: ;D
    How much do you party?: Harty
    Are you okay with "sharing"?: when don't I party?
    Will you kill yourself if we show up in the same outfit, so I don't have to?: of course. but why are you wearing *insert sexy man clothes here*
  2. Jabberwocky's Avatar
    My hotness level is seventy bajillion.
  3. Mako's Avatar
    Name: Rico Suave
    Age: 20
    Hotness: Off the Charts
    How much do you party: Life is one big party
    Am I okay with sharing: Sure
    That outfit question: I'll just go home and change.
  4. Mijzelffan's Avatar
    My hotness level is -36.5. Some people claim it's -35.7, but they're liars.
  5. Lady Muffin's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by DCM
    Name: Xavier SexyLastName
    Age: 21
    Hotness (on a scale of 1 to 10): 17
    Position you're applying for: ;D
    How much do you party?: Harty
    Are you okay with "sharing"?: when don't I party?
    Will you kill yourself if we show up in the same outfit, so I don't have to?: of course. but why are you wearing *insert sexy man clothes here*
    Very, very good! I'll talk to my manager about hiring you in the wonderful world of...Spencer's //sob

    Quote Originally Posted by Hide in Plain Sight
    Name: Rico Suave
    Age: 20
    Hotness: Off the Charts
    How much do you party: Life is one big party
    Am I okay with sharing: Sure
    That outfit question: I'll just go home and change.
    I ACTUALLY GET THE REFERENCE BUT GO YOU! And thank you for changing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
    My hotness level is seventy bajillion.
    Nice to know you know your fictional numbers, I'll definately try and push for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mijzelffan
    My hotness level is -36.5. Some people claim it's -35.7, but they're liars.
    It's all right, paper bags exist for a reason. I'll still try and get you hired.

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