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Here is a collection of some of the nerdiest yo-mamma jokes you'll ever see, and a few that are original creations of fellow University of Waterloo students.

Your momma's so fat, she can occupy Wall Street herself.
Yo momma's so fat that whenever you play catch with her, her gravitational force slingshots the ball out of earth's orbit
Yo mamma's so poor she accounts for 1/3 of the U.S. national debt.
Yo momma's so ugly not even engineers find her attractive
Yo momma's so fat she has a proper subset isomorphic to herself
Yo momma's easier than finding a trivial solution
yo mammas so fat that the function computing her mass causes a stack overflow
Yo momma's so fat that it takes 4 integrations to compute her volume
yo mammas so fat that physicists had to recreate the standard model so she would fit in it
Yo momma's so fat that if you take her Laplace transform it resolves to infinity because that's where her weight approaches
yo mammas so fat that any sigma function calculating her mass by parts is divergent
Your mama is so fat, if every pound of her fat was assigned an IP address, her ugly face would deplete IPv6 addressing space.
Your momma's so fat that the ordinal used to calculate her weight is uncountable.
Your mama is so fat, her scale overflowed with Aleph infinity
Your momma's so stupid that her IQ test results push the average of everybody else to 120.
Yo mamma so fat her Splash attacks do damage.
your mamma's so fat when she gets hit by Low Kick it kills her three times over.
yo mamma so ugly they have to staple meat to her to get the dog to play with her
yo mamma so fat her ass has its own postal code
Yo mamma so ugly that her reflection was frightened.
you mamma so fat her blood type is gravy
yo momma so fat, when she joined myspace, there was no space left for anyone else.
yo momma's so fat, they had to build the quantum nanotech building just to fit her into class
yo momma's so fat, when an apple breaks off the tree, it accelerates towards her instead of the earth.
yo momma's so fat, the grade 12 prospective students thought she was the SLC
I heard Ring Rd. was modeled after yo momma's waist.
Yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of this jo
Yo mamma is so fat that even Candle Jack can't steal her before she completes her sentence.
The Frivolous Theorem of Arithmetic: Almost all natural numbers are smaller than your mom's weight.

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  1. Lugion's Avatar
    The blood type one killed me.
  2. Flannery's Avatar
    Is it bad that I get almost all of these?


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