Integration over an infinite interval

Okay, admittedly, this isn't a real facepalm-y one, but my brain is stretched to the breaking point from all the overtime I've had to do (one hour overtime every day for the rest of the month! Whoo hoo for me... D:) and I've been seriously stressed out from all these people that don't realize that they're not the only person with a computer problem in the company.

So this particular one is from a guy who thinks we like to mess with him for kicks. I have no idea if he was joking or ...

Here's another edition of Inty's tech support adventures.

Client: Can you change my passwords? I forgot them. They're all linked up together with my email and everything else.

Me: Okay, are you logged in to Windows?

Client: Well...yeah. All my passwords should be linked up.

Me: No, I mean...have you logged in to Windows yet?

Client: I dunno...all my passwords are supposed to be the same, and I wrote it down but I lost it. ...

So I had this dream a few nights ago:

I was at home noodling away on the computer, and my dog wanted to come in from outside. So when I let her in, I see the shadow of an invisible cat walk in with her and dream-me wonders, "Well hey, why isn't my dog invisible? This cat here is invisible." It's was a very puzzling thing for me at the moment.

So then I pet my dog and she makes this face O_O (bulgy eyes XD;) and seems to enjoy it, and I guess the cat got jealous ...

Client: "Can you help me confirm if my external hard drive is plugged in?"

Me: "Is it...plugged in to the computer?"

Client: "Oh, no. I should probably do that, huh?"


So I do internal employee tech support, and this, happily, was my first facepalm of the day. Sometimes I wonder how these people get hired.


Another gem:

Client: "My computer just went black."
...

This here blog...what do I do with it?

D:

I could post my fanfics in here. Or something. Maybe doodles? Who's even here? Haha.