Why the Tribute Ritual is the worst ritual ever
by , 3rd September 2012 at 02:44 PM (137 Views)
1. They made the performer bang their head on the ground NINE TIMES. That hurts you assholes.
2. It restricted trade
Trade is good don't go hoarding all the spices arseholes
3. It pissed off western nations
Don't do that EVER!
4. It made people swear loyalty to another nation. Just for some silk
Just give them the damn silk.
5. It wasn't the end of the restrictions
So all that brain damage and there's more rules dicks
6. It was born of narcism
Don't construct your foreign policy on egomania
7. They made high ranking people do this.
Sometimes even kings that's just begging for trouble












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