Ash: OkAAY. Pikachu we have to beat a gym leader and the closest one is Brock.
Kain: Ketchum? If you plan challenging Brock you should have a Mankey given you got stuck with that weak rat.
Ash: WEAK RAT. I can beat Brock with just Pikachu and I could take you down
Kain: Maybe after you beat Brock Let's go Charmander BTW he only uses Ground so later noob
Ash: I'll catch the best mankey

Ash: Just beat Brock with the best Mankey ever
Brock: Can I join the group?
Ash: Sure
Misty: You can't beat Kain though...
Kain: Oh You want to fight? Let's go Fight Fight Fight Fight
Ash: Pikachu Attack Attack Attack
Kain: Charmeleon Attack Attack Attack
Ash: Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack
Kain: Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack
Misty: I'm tired just looking at them.
Ash NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Kain: GAAAAAAAAAAAAh
Ash: I won
Kain: Damn

Ash: Hey a beginners only tournament where I can get all three starters
Misty: I wish I can enter
Kain: I'll beat you as practice then
Ash: Why can't I run into Gary or what's the other guy
Kain: Guy
Ash: Seriously
Misty: What about our fight?
Kain: Oh yeah Weepinbell Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack
Misty: No!

Ash: Final round time to beat you again Kain
Kain: Charmeleon go
Ash: Mankey go Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack ATTTTTAAAAAAAAAACk
Kain: ATTTAAAAACk
Ash: Damn Pidgeotto go Attack Attack
Kain Attack Attack Attack ...Damn Weepinbel go Attack Attack Attack
Ash: Pikachu Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack
Kain: Mankey Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack ... No
Tournament Man: You won but would you mind giving me your Butterfree for plot reason
Ash: Okay

Ash: Thanks to my super special fabulously awesome uber training I have all my starters evolved but I don't need to evolve them further for the rest of the series
Gary: Time to sweep you
Ash: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Sweep Sweep
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ash: I may lost to Gary but I beat Kain a total of Four times and I got five badges
Guy: So this is my final rival. Gary too busy training to give me a challenge and Kain sucks
Ash: Charmeleon Attack Attack Attack Wartortle Attack Attack Attack Ivysaur Attack Attack Attack Primeape AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Guy: *singing* Slowbro Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Old man: Wow you sure got your ass kicked try giving your Charmeleon a toxic dig combo
Ash: K thanks

Gary: Here to lose again Blastiose Command
Ash Charmeleon Toxic dig combo
Gary: No Blastiose Electabuzz command
Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Command
Ash Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Command
Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Gary COMMMMMMMMMAND
Ash: I lost
Gary I almost lost

Gary Command Command Command
Guy: Sweep
Gary: Gah
Guy: I thought you'd be strong enough now that you have 8 badges

Ash: The league time to shine time to Beat Kain Gary and Guy
Ritchie: Hi I'm Ritchie
Ash: Let's be best friends
Misty and Brock: WHAT ABOUT US!?

Round 1

Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Kain: Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Comand
Guy: Sweep
Ritchie: Attack Attack

Round 2


Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Kain: Attack Attack Power Attack
Gary: Comand
Guy: Sweep
Ritchie: Attack Command

Round 3

Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Kain: Attack Sweep
Gary: Command
Guy: Command GAh Command
Ritchie: Command Attack

Round 4

Kain Versus Guy

Kain: Attack Attack
Guy: Sweep! I said Sweep?!
Kain: Attack Attack Power Attack
Guy: Command Command
Kain Attack Attack Attack Power attack, ATTACK POWER
Guy: I how?

Ash versus Gary

Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Command
Ash Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Command
Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Command
Ash Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Command
Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Command
Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Gary: Command
Ash: POWER ATTACK
Gary: I lost

Round 4

Kain versus Blade

Blade: Sweep
Kain:GAH
Ash: Kain...
Kain: It's Okay I beat Guy

Ash versus Ritchie

Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Ritchie: Attack Command Attack
Ash: Attack Attack Attack
Ritchie: Attack Command Power attack
Ash: Power Attack Power Attack
Ritchie: Power Attack... POWER COMMAND
Ash: I lost



Ash: I lost
Ritchie: I lost too ya jerk
Ash: Thanks that makes me feel much better
Misty and Brock: SERIOUSLY