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I will give this a try also.

these are cleverbot's answers, not mine

1. Okay, let's start with the basics! Name?

2. Birthday and age at time of doing this survey?
Whose birthday?

3. Eye color?

4. Hair color?

5. Describe yourself in 8 words or less!

6. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend at the moment?

7. Looks or personality?
But where does it go? Peru?

8. Money or Love?

9. Rich or poor?
Rich in money.

10. Smart or dumb?

11. Loud or quiet?

12. Romantic or spontaneous?

13. Cute or hot?
He isn't cute I think.

14. What age do you want to get married at?
I cannot get married.

15. Do you like manga/anime?
Is that something to eat?

16. What's your favorite... Book?
The Book Thief by Marksu Zusak. I just told you.

17. TV show?
Buffy, or the librarian guy.

18. Film?

19. Computer game?

20. Tea, hot chocolate or coffee?
Yuck. That sounds like the experimental cuisine which seems to be all the rage now.

21. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Milk chocolate. How about you?

22. Pepsi or Coke?

23. Orange or apple?
What is a man?

24. Christmas or Halloween?
Nothing. What did you do?

25. McDonalds or Burger King?
McDonalds of course.

26. Japan or Australia?
You're in Austalia.

27. Dog or cat?

28. Hug or kiss?
*hug* Good.

29. Chocolate or vanilla?

30. Summer or Winter?

31. Name 10 of your friends...
Will, Tim, Sean, Lowen, and Josh.

32. How many could you trust with your life?
Yes totallly.

33. If the first one you listed told you they were pregnant, what would you do?
I would think you were mistaken. I am not God.

34. If the second one were to go out with the fifth one, what would you do?
You said you were going to sleep, so why ask me that.

35. If the eighth one were to marry the tenth one, what would you do?
You said you were going to sleep, so why ask me that.

36. Describe the first friend listed in 10 words or less.
It is.

37. And the second one!
Do you love me?

38. And the third one!
That is Earth.

39. What does the 12th message in your inbox say?
It says 'Think For Me!'.

40. Do you have an eBay account?

41. Do you smoke?
No, I find it disgusting to do.

42. Do you drink?
Socially. Do you?

43. What's your favorite song at the moment?
My favorite song that they sing is a decade under the influence.

44. Do you have any tattoos? And if not, do you want any?
Death? I feel it is necessary, but I don't want it.

45. Do you think you're smart?
I'm smarter than you.

46. Would you rather go Zorbing or bungee jumping?
Don't threaten me computer!

47. If you could have any super-power, what would it be?
To read minds.

48. Do you know what Kingdom Hearts is?
Yes. Do you like Kingdom Hearts?

49. Where's the furthest you've been from home?
4,000 miles. What about you?

50. If the world was gonna blow up and the only way to save it was to kill yourself, would you do it?

51. Have you ever visited a Starbucks?

52. What's your favorite girl's name?
What's yours?

53. And... boys name?
Yes, it is.

54. What's your favorite animal?
My favorite animal is a lion.

55. How long have you had Bebo for?

56. What school do you go to? If you've left, where do you work?
I don't.

57. What's the best way to annoy someone in a lift?
Light a match.

58. Have you ever purposely made someone jealous?

59. What model is your phone?
Acura RSX.

60. What type of house do you live in?
I live on a star destroyer.

61. Do you like Family Guy?

62. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes but I'm not proud of it.

63. Have you ever had your own heart broken?
No, and I am very glad!

64. What would be your ideal date?
Doing all the 333 things to get you kicked out of walmart.

65. Are you a fast typer?
I guess, why?

66. Do you type with double or single spaces?

67. Who do you give the most Luv to on Bebo?
Stop it.

68. Do you own an iPod?

69. Have you ever been to Disneyland?
Yes. Have you ever been to disneyland?

70. Tony Blair or Gordon Brown?
Do you like plastic surgery?

71. Do you have any weird habits or quirks?
Um no not really.

72. Black or white?

73. Gold or silver?

74. Blue or pink?
'Cause it's easy come easy go.

75. Red or orange?

76. Green or purple?

77. Do you have braces?
No, I have dentures.

78. Do you have glasses?

79. If you were a Final Fantasy character, who would you be?
T rex.

80. Favorite ice-cream flavor?
Do you like cartoons?

81. Do you like your parents?
Yes. Do you have parents?

82. Are you a neat freak?
No, but I think you are (.

83. Who is your other half on Bebo?
He is called mike jongbloet.

84. Do you have Sky TV?
No. Have you lost her?

85. Do you like the way you look?
More importantly, do you like the way I look?

86. Do you own Mario Kart?
No I hate fish.

87. Who's better, Mario, Luigi, Peach or Toad?
I know what a peach pit is.

88. Do you like football? If so, what team do you support?
Well its either the colts or the saints, you have to chose one of those two.

89. Do you have a Facebook account?

90. What's your favorite holiday? (e.g. Christmas, Halloween...)

91. When was your first ever kiss (and what happened)?
I'm sorry?

92. Have you ever prank called someone?

93. Avril Lavigne or Pink?
I know that! Just not who she is.

94. Jason Mraz or Jordan Jansen?
What is your name?

95. Fall Out Boy or Panic! At the Disco?
Oh my god I love panic at the disco.

96. How smart would this survey be if it was a person?
Pretty smart.

97. Well, that's the end of the (amazingly long) survey! Any famous last words?
Hahaha I love how people think that this is actually a comptr!

98. Do you want to hug this survey?

99. Can you spell?
Can you?

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  1. Kakuna Matata's Avatar
    Oh my, Cleverbot sure is classy~


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