The Blogrog of Moria

I woke up this... evening (oh yeah, I said it was 9 AM at about 11 PM last night, heh), and stormed the Sprout Tower with Sperry and Baller. Did I mention Baller's a total baller? But yeah, that little prick Silver was there. I guess he got beat up pretty bad, 'cause he ran away with his tail tucked between his legs.

Next, I headed to the Violet Gym, where I absolutely raped with Sperry and Baller. Baller evolved after I beat Falkner, too. He's a baller. After I left, Elm called me saying he wanted me to take the egg off of his assistant's hands. I did, and promptly deposited the thing in the PC.

So next I headed west from Violet City, found some weird dick-tree, and caught a Hoot-Hoot, named her Aether. Got rid of her pretty quickly in favor of a Wooper that I caught just east of the Ruins of Alph, who I named Curly. Curly is awesome. I trashed some people's teams, and entered the Union Cave, where I caught a female Geodude, and I named her Dudette. She's probably my only hope against Whitney.

So I got through, and trained Dudette and Curly in the patch of grass just outside of the end of the cave before heading into Azalea Town. When I got there, people were complaining about not having any Slowpokes or something. Anyway, I went to this guy's house, hoping he'd make me some special Poké Balls I'd heard about, but he nearly ran me over on his way to the Slowpoke Well, so I followed him.

Turns out Team Rocket was behind the whole thing. Crazy, huh? I thought they'd been taken care of a long time ago. So I wiped 'em out. All of them. And then I followed that dude back to his house and he gave me a special Poké Ball he'd been working on. Pretty cool, but pretty useless.

Then I went to the Gym, where Dudette killed practically everything in sight. She's an Amazon Geodude, that's for sure. She needed no help with Bugsy, either. Smashed his Scyther in one Rock Slide.

And then I saved so I could take a rest.

Current Team:
Baller (Quilava, lv. 16)
Dudette (Geodude, lv. 19)
Sperry (Spearow, lv. 14)
Van (Ledyba, lv. 12)
Lugosi (Bellsprout, lv. 14)
Curly (Wooper, lv. 14)