If you've got the time, go grab a pen.

I think it's very really noble to try and put an end to ice Cream

The fact of the matter is this. Ice cream happens. It can't be avoided, and I'm willing to bet that at some point everyone has eaten ice cream. It's part of life. And it cannot be stopped. All the time, people point out about "ZOMG A 9 YEAR OLD KILLED HIMSELF AFTER GETTING A BRAIN-FREEZE" or "BEAUTIFUL 13 YEAR OLD GIRL COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER EATING HALF HER WEIGHT IN ICE CREAM".

Listen. I'm sorry. It's awful that those things happened. But no one would commit suicide from ice cream. Someone killing themselves over ice cream suggests a psychological disorder or something.

Ice cream is awful. I know. I've been the victim of it at some point I'm sure, but I've also expertly dished it out. And I'm not ashamed to admit I have eaten ice cream (albeit low-fat , I'm a master of the art of low-fat)

I guess the point of my ice cream blog is that I think it's part of life that is inescapable. Curb it if you can in your area, but don't try to end it completely. You'll just end up looking stupid and foolish. And we all know people that look stupid and foolish are more likely to eat more ice cream than anyone else.


Huh. When I use "ice cream" instead of "bullying", it isn't so "terrible", right guys?