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I just can't help it.

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by , 8th September 2012 at 09:32 PM (196 Views)
Have you ever:
1) Self harmed?
No?
2) Got into a real fight?
I dasn't call it a real fight, no.
3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
I couldn't stand staying in my bed unless I was ill.
4) Tried to commit suicide?
I ain't no pussy.
5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
Correct.
6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
Um.....No.
7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
Yes. 9th grade.
8) Accused someone of using you?
No?
9) Shoplifted?
Nevar.
10) Gotten drunk/high?
I'm too clean cut and straight edge and a huge pansy.
11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
Nuuupe.
12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
Hell yeah.
(Right now) Are you:
13) Suicidal?
I ain't no pussy.
14) Bored?
Smeh.
15) Avoiding someone?
No?
16) Avoiding some task?
Kankermongool.
17) Depressed?
No, but I have a depression beard going on.
18) Crying?
YOU KNOW HOW TO CUT TO THE CORE, BANDWAGON.
19) Annoyed with a friend?
Nah.
20) Worried and confused about something important to you?
Sure.
Do you:
21) Get depressed easily?
I'm a robot. I dasn't get any sort of depressed.
22) Get jealous/envious easily?
Nah..
23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?
No.
24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?
Pff, not really.
25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
Bahahahahaha never.
26) Go out drinking?
I don't have enough, um, street cred to hit the town.
27) Smoke cigarettes?
Never have, never will.
28) Smoke weed?
Look, I only smoke chumps on the b-ball court.
29) Do any hard drugs?
Unless you count Pez candy.
30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
Ya'll be tripping.
31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?
I think there is a God, but I hardly habeeb he cares.
32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
I dunno.
33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
I don't know what hurr durr self harm is.
34) Believe people deserve second chances?
Everyone does.
35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)
Yes, but I'm not really qualified to be the judge on that.
36) Think things will get better?
IT GETS BETTAH BETTAH BETTAH
37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
Never be afraid if you can get away with it.
38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)
Yes, but I really try not to, and usually, once we get to talking, the thing I judged them on doesn't even matter.
Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
39) Long hair OR short hair?
LONG HAIR DON'T CARE.
40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?
What is an ab?
41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
I like if they have a nice chest that has a nice smile.
42) WHERE IS 42 OH WELL GOING ON.
Either is fine with me.
43) Eyes OR body?
Both
44) Religious OR non-religious?
Just don't preach to me.
45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?
Don't fret over me.
46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
I prefer hardcore partners such as myself.
47) Piercings OR no piercings?
Just no fuh-reaky piercings.
48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?
Depends on the tattoo.
49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
Stay at home to cook me dinner.
50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?
Friends, I guess.
Would you:
51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
Nah.
52) Smoke weed?
No, again.
53) Smoke cigarettes?
Nevar.
54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
Of course.
55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
I dunno.
56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
Everything will never fail you. Harden the fuck up.
57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?
Sure.
58) Join a band as a part time activity?
No.
59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
Hell no. They need to harden the fuck up.
60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?
Sure.
61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?
Fucking hippies. No.
62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
I can't fight myself LOL LOL
63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
If it showed like, another name or adress or something for some reason, yes, I'd crop that part out.
64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
Sure?
65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?
DAS' US, GUIZE. DAS' US. Yes.
66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?
Well, mostly when my fwends hate a person, theres good reason, and erryone else hates them. Feelwithit.
67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
I dunno.
68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
No.
69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?
Never.
70) Sleep naked?
If it's piss-boiling hawt.
You can only choose one:
71) Black or Orange?
Black.
72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore?
Max Hardcore. Don't look him up.
73) Cellphone or Computer?
Computer.
74) Chocolate milk OR Coke?
Coke.
75) Tumblr OR Friends?
I hate Tumblr, ew.
76) Apple OR PC?
BOTH DO THE SAME SHIT ANYWAY.
77) TV Shows OR Movies?
movies.
78) Old bands OR new Bands?
Old bands, I guess.
79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock?
I dunno.
80) Reading OR Listening to music?
Reading.
81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice.
Pepsi, it's naturally superior to Coke. Pepsi never needed polar bears or Santa or that little shit 90s girl to sell.
82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically?
I yam who I yam.
83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge?
What?
84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice.
What??
85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice.
I don't knw these people.
86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary?
A comedic documentary.
87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe?
You can't get stranded on Jupiter in Europe.
88) Shoes OR Shirts?
Shirt.
89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence?
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90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice.
If you're gonna start a band, totes drop out.
Almost over:
91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest.
Yes, fucker.
92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family?
Mostly. My mom doesn't know half the shit I does.
93) Do you want to travel when you are older?
Sure.
94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams?
THEY IS COMING WITH MEE-EE-EEE.
95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions?
Ryan picked up the Hollywood sign.
96) Rather be the opposite gender?
NEVAR. I'm so glad I'm a dude. I could talk forever about why being a dude is easier than being a girl, but das' for another time.
97) What will you name your son/daughter?
If I ebber have a kid, I hope it's a boy, and he'll be called [MyName]Doubles. If It's a girl, I'm gonna smother her with a pillow, so she won't need a name.
98) Do you get harassed more than most people do?
No. I think?
99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason.
LMFAO or whatever. I don't see the point.
100) What makes you a bad person in your mind?
I'm an emotionless prick who dasn't care about others' feelings and who'll make any joke, no matter how crude, to get a guffaw. On the rare times I do have a feel, I dasn't express it and instantly try to "get rid of it" by erm, being more robotic, or something. Fuck if I know. Now I'm rambling like a narc, so , say it with me, FENGA PAPPIT.

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