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I can do it, but I need your help.

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The last time I shaved was June 1st, for graduation n' shit. I haven't shaved since, and have now grown what people call a "beard." It's not anything great, in fact, it's sorta stupid looking. But I hate shaving with a passion, you see. So, since I haven't shaved in about 3 and a half months, I figured in my stupid little head to not shave for a whole 365 days, a whole year. I don't know why, there is no point to me made or an advantage to gain, but something tells me (Not my beard, I told it to stop talking to me) to do it.

Now then, the only thing I've done close to this was my "Walk Erryday for 6 Months" thing in 11th grade, and that was fairly easy. I guess this will be too, but in order for it to work I need your (yes, you!) help. I don't know what I mean by help, but y'know.

This project shall be called.... "Raccoon Beard" because I'm uncreative. If I have to shave it and get rid of it and kill it, I'll be sure to let it be known. If I keep it, I'll blargh about it every now and again.

Niow for the betting parts. Place yer bets! Will I make it a whole year? Will I not? How many months do you think I'll get to? How massive/long/horrid looking will the beard get?

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  1. Mißingnåen's Avatar
    You should take a picture of your face every single day then make an animation of it growing.
  2. Narcisse's Avatar
    ^ Yes.
  3. Miles101's Avatar
    I approve of the above idea.
  4. Flannery's Avatar
    My bet is it lasts until Christmas.

    Mama RaccoonGoon won't like it for the festivities me thinks.
  5. MegaCharr's Avatar
    Also once your beard gets huge, people might start calling you Jesus like people did to me when I let my facial hair go a few years ago...Kind of funny actually...
  6. RaccoonGoon's Avatar
    Some people are already calling me "Abe", as in Abraham Lincoln. :I
  7. Lugion's Avatar
    Didn't someone call you Moses the other day?

    Anyways, I agree with Mako. Mama Goon won't want her upright fine little boy with a nasty naughty beard in the presence of his relatives for Santa day.


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