http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/ Bulbagarden - The original Pokémon Community en Fri, 24 May 2013 09:06:49 GMT vBulletin 60 http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/images/styles/Millenium/misc/rss.jpg http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/i-just-read-stupidest-most-uppity-blog-comments-ever-57509/ Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:14:54 GMT And I'm a big old gaywad for it. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/i-just-read-stupidest-most-uppity-blog-comments-ever-57509/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/yknow-57287/ Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:30:48 GMT I really like Pokémon. I really like Pokémon. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/yknow-57287/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/big-bulba-says-56922/ Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:04:11 GMT Hello RaccoonGoon. It appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks. Why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

So fine.

What's the significance of Mr. Bean?

Here's a solution. If you have smelly shoes you love, seal them in a zip-lock bag and store them in the freezer overnight. No more smelly shoes.

Um, @TheMissingno., count this as engaging in conversation with another member, pls n' thnk u.

Okay. Don't send me to Room 101 now. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/big-bulba-says-56922/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/okay-so-like-56571/ Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:53:18 GMT I'll probably become more active here again, here pretty soon. I have this thing. This idea thing. But who knows how it'll go. I dunno. Keep your peepers peeled. (But not too peeled. The chil'ren are about.)

Have a good evening, Bulbargardan. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/okay-so-like-56571/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/book-blog-04-56549/ Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:40:22 GMT Currently reading The Man in the Iron Mask by Alexandre Dumas. It's berty gud. A little tough to get into, but it isn't bad.

BOOKS READ SO FAR IN 2013, AND WHAT I THOUGHT OF THEM

A Farewell To Arms by Ernest Hemingway- So good. So sad.

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller- A brilliant piece of satire. I've never went from blue to grabbing my sides in laughter at the end of a novel. It's one of my favorite books now.

The Book Thief by whatshisname- DON'T JUUUUDGE. I read this in like three days, and it actually wasn't bad. I'll even say I kinda liked it, for a stupid fluffy contemporary young adult piece of trash.

Billy Boy by whathisnametoo- GOLF AND GHOSTS.

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole- Oh lawd. One of the funniest books I have ever read. Like, real talk. It made me laugh way too much.

O Pioneers! by Willa Cather- Eh. Wasn't bad, anyways.

The First Forty-nine by Ernest Hemingway- I like stuff by Hemingway. I like short stories. I liked these forty-nine short stories written by Hemingway.

Went on a couple more B&N adventures. Here's what the machines said I might like in regards to buh-buh-books.

You May Also Like...

Native Son by Richard Wright- Never heard of it.

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck- Read it and own it. I liked it. GOD DAMNIT LENNY YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE.

The Awakening by Kate Choplin- I think I've heard of this, but I don't want to read it.

A Farewell To Arms by Ernest Hemingway- Oh man. I read this in January and I don't think I'll ever be happy again. Oh man.

The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton- I liked it when I read it in Jr. High.

You May Also Like...

The Count of Monte Cristo (abridged) by Alexandre Dumas- Abridged?! NEVERRRR! Give me the whole thing!

Twenty Years After by Alexandre Dumas- Tsssss I dunno.

Ordinary People by Judith Guest- Never heard of it.

Aesop's Fables by Aesop- Nah.

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess- Maybe. People who enjoy that book are generally people that annoy the piss out of me.

THE END. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/book-blog-04-56549/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/hey-gang-56363/ Tue, 19 Feb 2013 05:29:27 GMT Been reading and stuff a lot. Haven't been on here as much. But uh, yeah.

Hey, I got a new laptop that uses Windows 8. It's pretty slick. I like it. It has a new fangled touch-screen and stuff. Um. Rearranged my spider nest, if any of you care. Put a lamp in so I can read at night without having to turn on the actual light (sob sob sob).

Operation Raccoon Beard will come to a close come June. Right now my beard is at max levels and may or may not be developing an AT Field. I'm going to trim it back again in a few days.

For the last five years, I've collected Transformers like mad. Bought 'em, took 'em off people's hands, traded for 'em. I put the bulk of my collection away, in a storage set. I just don't want them collecting dust anymore. I want to sell and get rid of most of them anyway. I'm keeping all my Classics/Universe/Generations, and some Movieverse figures, but other than that... Eh. End of RaccoonGoon, I guess.

So anyway. That's that. I have nothing else to really say. Hope all you chaps have been doing well. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/hey-gang-56363/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/bad-55288/ Wed, 02 Jan 2013 01:35:32 GMT That I logged back into here after reading a leaked thread where mods were talking about photos of their...sexy-time parts? (inb4 itwastwoyearsago)

Classy, gang. If you don't know what I'm talking about or want to https://www.dropbox.com/gallery/45772787/1/Mods%20and%20the%20Van?h=e4d609#/

Down with Big Bulba, I am the dead, etc etc. Now I'll slink back to my dwelling to eat rats and make jewerly out of skin. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/bad-55288/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/buh-bandwuh-wagon-54857/ Thu, 20 Dec 2012 04:37:52 GMT Is this the best year of your life? Every year is. What was the first thing you did when you woke up? Grab the kleenex because HERE COMES THE TEARS. The person you like is? Nobody. Is anything bothering you? No. Does anyone annoy you? Everyone ever. Is this the best year of your life? Every year is.

What was the first thing you did when you woke up? Grab the kleenex because HERE COMES THE TEARS.

The person you like is? Nobody.

Is anything bothering you? No.

Does anyone annoy you? Everyone ever.

Would you like things to go ‘back to normal’ with a certain someone? No.

What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Cry and cry. LIKE EVERY NIGHT.

Is life good? It's wonderful.

Do you remember who you liked on New Year's? wat.

Do you still like them? wat.

Do you still speak to them? No.

Have you told your parents you were going somewhere but went somewhere else? All the time.

Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips? wat.

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with? No?

Would you go out with someone right now if they asked? Depended on who asked. Are you asking?

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? Sure, I guess.

Have you kissed anyone in the last month? Nuuuupe.

What was the last reason you went to the doctor for? I don't even remember.

Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out? I love being home alone.

Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today? No.

Do you have any bruises on you? Nope. I'm made of steel.

How was 2011 for you? Like 2011.

Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone? Never. I think I did once.

Do you regret anything you've done lately? Oh, I dunno.

What woke you up today? The buckets of tears that were about to gush from my eyes.:bawl:

What makes you happy? Playing Twister naked with dead cats ;-)

Ever kissed on a boat? wat no.

Have you ever been told that you are amazing? Yeah. I don't know why, though.

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is I dunno.

This time last year, can you remember who you liked? I didn't like anyone.

Do you like when people play with your hair? No.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? Nope. Dentist appointment.

Waiting for something? I guess? I dunno.

Was last night terrible? No. The night before that? Yes.

Did you lose friends when you started dating someone? Heph! No.

Are you the type of person to make people laugh? I try to.

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive? Um. No. She isn't. OH BURN, GURL.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day? Yeah, I guess. I'LL MAKE IT A GOOD DAY.

Are you missing someone? Um, if you read my last blargh, I sorta am. I dunno. I just dunno.

Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in? Never been in one, mang.

Do you believe in karma? I like to act like I do.

Do you sleep with a fan on? No.

You think anyone's thinking about you right now? Nuuupe.

Is there anyone you wish you were spending time with right now? Well....Sorta.

Do you go to school? To get an education.

Is the person you last texted single? Yes. I think. Probably.

Who was driving the last time you were in a car? That one guy. You know the one.

Have you ever used the word ‘rawr’ in an actual conversation? Fuck no.

Are the blinds on your window open or closed? Closed.

Did you leave milk and cookies for Santa when you were little? I STILL DO LOL LOL

What were you doing at 11 last night? Getting ready for bed.

What could you eat every day of the week and never get tired of? Your mother.

Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now? Can you say "Oprah"?

Someone knocks on your window at 5AM, what do you say? "So. It's come to this."

Would you change yourself for the person you love? Never. UNLESS SHE WAS SUPER CUTE LOL LOL

Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex? No. Wrong. Haw.

What are you supposed to be doing right now? I dunno.

Would you have sex with the 5th person on your contacts? Agh gross. Fuck no.

To who did you last give the finger to? No clue.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed? No. But that's where my uncle first kissed me. Strange. :dead:

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? A few people.

Do you talk in your sleep? No.

Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yeah, I suppose.

What time did you wake up today? 9 o' clock in the morning.

What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping. My bet is sleeping.

What song are you listening to? The wind.

Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days? No.

How do you feel about chocolate-covered strawberries? They give me the shits. Or, I bet they do.

Do you have nice eyes? I don't think so.

Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yessir.

Are you texting anybody? Um, no.

Do you swear in front of your parents? I have twice.

Concert tickets or NFL game tickets? Concert, I guess.

Are you addicted to cigarettes? Nope.

Do you have any tattoos? One I can't talk about that's on my [REDACTED]

If something was wrong, who is the first person you would go to? Boba Fett.

Do you have any nicknames? House, Rashy. TheasswasfatMan, etc etc. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/buh-bandwuh-wagon-54857/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/i-guess-ill-honest-moment-54684/ Fri, 14 Dec 2012 05:49:37 GMT Some of you may know (I'm sorry if you do LOL) that I'm trying to have a beard for a full year. Now it's all in good fun to be silly and all that jive, but..I guess one could say it started because I didn't have the will to shave it. I just...didn't. That's the thing. I just didn't shave it. Was I too busy? No, not really. Did I grow it out to look cool? Of course not, it looks silly. Was my mind on other things? Yes. It was. On a lot of things, really, I suppose. You see...for perhaps the first time in my vile little insect life, I felt actual sadness. Not "the McRib is gone" sadness or "My favorite TV show ended" sadness. Actual gut-knotting sadness. A person I had genuine feelings for, well, left my life, I guess you could say. (I guess? I don't know how to word it) This person didn't die or move across the ocean or anything, but still. This person left me thinking too damn much and I find myself pondering things and over-thinking and being disgruntled and etc etc etc. It was rough. So one could say this beard is a "depression" beard. Now, I dunno how to actually classify depression, but this was the closest thing I've ever been to depressed. All of summer and fall I was blue. I didn't show it that much, I hid it and stored it away, because that's how I deal with every fleeting emotion I dare have. Except this one wasn't fleeting. It stuck to me like a cancer. I was sad. So...I dunno, I hate being sad even a little bit, so I thought of the "keep the beard a whole year" thing one day and thought it'd help me for get that person and the actual feelings I had and stuff. I wish things were different. I wish they turned out different. But oh well. This beard, stupid as it may be, reminds me to take something depressing and sad and to make it a goal and a fun time, no matter how pointless it is. I guess. I'm over any sort of depression I was in, really. Time really does help a lot. Just something to ramble about, I guess. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/i-guess-ill-honest-moment-54684/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/im-still-here-i-guess-54653/ Wed, 12 Dec 2012 17:28:00 GMT I just haven't been active at all.

I've had to do things, been Christmas shoppping, going to funerals,(have one today I'm going to) reading a lot. A whole lot. I finished The World According to Garp. It was a good read. I also read A Portait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce. I need to read Dubliners, too. And finish this book about Alaskan bear attacks. And read all the other stuff from Dostoevsky I have. and re-read Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison. Jesus I need an actual bookshelf.

Um, I reached over 300 Tweets on the Twittermachine. (ah'm so alone:bawl:)

Oh! I picked up this painting this girl I know made for me. It's of a raccoon riding a red unicycle while smoking a pipe. I love love love it.

Erm...Oh! My beard is still present. I didn't trim it at all during No-Shave-November, and I trimmed it way back December 1st. So I've had it for 6 months. So far, Mother Goon hasn't made me get rid of it for the holidays or the eventual fambly visits. Why, just last night I had a loady tell me it made me look dapper. Then again, a man told me it made me look like a beatnik who listens to smooth jazz and snaps. I dunno.

If you need to tell or ask me anything, then do it. I dare you. Do eet.

Have a good day, Bulbrargardan.:thumbup::thumbup: ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/im-still-here-i-guess-54653/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/raccoongoons-last-shot-heph-heph-heph-54257/ Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:09:34 GMT I'm almost done with A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce. Pretty good, actually. A right good huroo, it is.

I've also started The World According To Garp by John Irving. So far, I like Jenny the best.

LOL WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DOING? ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/raccoongoons-last-shot-heph-heph-heph-54257/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/want-cool-kid-54125/ Wed, 21 Nov 2012 21:56:05 GMT Then here's how!

Do you like two year old, barely updated fan fictions?

No? Das' okay.

You may like this one that I crap out- http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/f227/look-chapter-29-a-79874/
(It has a super nifty title: "Look")

The first 25 chapters will make you ill, and might even be the death of you. But I feel I've improved the overall prose n' stuff with the newest four chapters.

So hey, be a chap and read and comment and agabbagubbajubbagoo/BillCosby.

Do it OR BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF EVERY GIRL IN TOWN. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/want-cool-kid-54125/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/blerk-terwer-54056/ Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:26:56 GMT I'm in Area 6 right now. The first 5 were pretty easy, I guess.

My Zoroark isn't faring well. 9hp left, parahax'd. Golurk is at half hp. Sandslash is dead like dinner. I'm skeeered. Whose idea was it to make a tower where trainers battle to the death?! :bawl: ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/blerk-terwer-54056/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/bandwagon-6565-53954/ Thu, 15 Nov 2012 02:04:11 GMT 1. What was the highlight of your week? Um....not sure. 2. Whose car were you in last? The police car :bawl: 3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? When your mom calls me up. 4. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue. 5. How long is your hair? Not very long. 6. Are you good... 1. What was the highlight of your week? Um....not sure.
2. Whose car were you in last? The police car :bawl:
3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? When your mom calls me up.
4. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue.
5. How long is your hair? Not very long.
6. Are you good looking? I don't think so.
7. Last movie you watched? Oh, it was....The Truman Show.
8. Who were you with? My beard.
9. Last thing you ate? A bowl of chilli.
10. Last thing you drank? Pepsi!
11. When was the last time you had your heart broken? Never.
12. Who came over last? A friend.
13. Are you happy right now? I'm always happy.
14. What did you say last? "Heph."
15. Where is your phone? On the desk, idiot!
16. What color are your eyes? Blue.
17. Are you left-handed? Nope. I'm part of the right-handed master-race.
18. Spell your name without vowels: RccnGn
19. Do you have any pets? A cat!
20. Favorite Vacation? Going to San Diego was fun while it lasted.
21. What do you dislike currently? EVERYTHING
22. What are you listening to? I'm not, idiot!
23. If you could have one thing right now what would it be? A jetpack.
24. What is your favorite scent? DINGLEBERRIES.
25. Who makes you happiest? No idea.
26. What were you doing at midnight last night? Talking to somebody. Why do you care, creep?
27. When is your birthday? September 5th.
28. Who has the same phone as you? I dunno. Nobody. My phone is old as fuck.
29. Last time you went swimming in a pool? This past summer, I think.
30. Do you read your horoscope? Nah.
31. Where was the last place you bought something? Wal-Mart, I think.
32. How do you feel about your hair right now? I don't care. I'm not a girl.
33. Do you bite your nails? I do.
34. Do you have any expensive jewelery? No, I'm not a girl.
35. Do you have any expensive jewelery? DOUBLE QUESTION WAT
36. Myspace or facebook? FacebookMachine. Myspace is obsolete.
37. How fast have you driven a car? I went up to like, 90 once with my grandfather.
38. Have you ever smoked? Only chumps on the b-ball court.
39. What was or is your favorite subject in school? It was English.
40. Do you have Verizon? Nuuuuuupe.
41. What type of boy or girl do you usually fall for? The HAWT kind of girls.
42. Do you have any hidden talents? I can turn invisble only when nobody is looking at me.
43. Favourite Song? CALL ME MAYBE. No, don't have one.
44. Do you like to sing at all? In the shower or with my friends. Or in the shower with my friends. ;-)
45. Dream Job? Space bounty hunter.
46. Where does most of your family live? Here, in America. Texas and Illinois, mostly.
47. Are you an only child or do you have siblings? Siblings.
48. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled? Sure.
49. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up? "Fuck salt." Real talk.
50. Do you drink? Nuuupe.
51. Know any other languages? Not enough to communicate in a good fashion in another country.
52. Ever write a coded message? In jr. high that's the ONLY way I talked to people.
53. Have you ever been IN a wedding? Once when I was real small.
54. Do you have any children? Not that I know of.
55. Did you take a nap today? I'm not a child nor an old person.
56. Who has the same birthday as you? People, I'd imagine.
57. Ever met anyone famous before? I was like, 4 rows away from the Statler Brothers one time. None of you know who the Statler Brothers are, though.:drowsy:
58. Do you want to be famous one day? Depends on what I'm famous for.
59. Any Pet Peeves? When people complain about pet peeves. Nobody gives a fuck.
60. Are you multitasking right now? Kinda.
61. Do you like Britany Spears? No.
62. What is your least favorite chore? Cleaning my cat's litter box. I can only eat so much cat litter.....
63. Last place you drove your car? A small country rode in Illinois fleeing from corn children.
64. Ever been out of the country? No, I want to though.
65. Where were you born? Back seat of a taxi cab in Chicago. Real talk.
66. Could you handle being in the military? I don't know. I'd have to try it.
67. What is your average cell phone bill? No clue.
68. Who are you thinking about right now? Some person.
69. When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard? A few weeks back.
70. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A lot for any guy, I think.
71. Are your toes always painted? I'm not a girl. GAWSH.
72. How many piercings do you have? Zero.
73. What are you doing today? CRYING :bawl:
74. Have you ever been gambling? No, came close once though.
75. When is the last time you updated your page? What page?
76. Do you like rollercoasters? Hell yeah motherfuckers.
77. Have you ever been to disneyland or world? I wish.
78. Do you have a favorite cartoon character? Ooh man....Chowder. Don't juuuudge.
79. Last thing you cooked? Chicken wings! Thank god for microwaves.
80. How's the weather? A bit nippy.
81. Do you e-mail? Yiss.
82. What's the stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? I've done nothing stupid with my phone. EXCEPT USE IT TO SEND A PICTURE OF MY TITS TO EVERY BOY IN SCHOOL
83. Last time you were sick? Like, two years ago. I rarely get sick.
84. What states have you lived in? Two. Texas for 18 years and a month, and Illinois for 11 months.
85. Do you wish you could move? I love it in Texas. No.
86. Do you take all the QuizPox.com quizzes? Wat.
87. What is your dream car? One that can fly.
88. Have you ever wanted someone you cant have? Oh god yes. I had the hots for this lesbian chick fo' years. Bad feeling, man.
89. If you could be anywhere right now where would it be? Jupiter.
90. Are you happy with your life? Sure. I mean, who isn't when you end all survey bandwagons with FENGA PAPIT :thumbup: ? ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/bandwagon-6565-53954/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/book-blog-03-53933/ Wed, 14 Nov 2012 03:46:09 GMT You May Also Like...

The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky- Already read it. Twice.

The Possessed by Fyodor Dostoevsky- Yes. I'd read it if I could find a copy.

The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller- Already have it.

Batman: Year One by Frank Miller- You know I already have it, computer system! Leave me alone about it!

The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky- Have it. Read it. Liked it.

I think I broke the system. This will more than likely be the last "You May Also Like...", unless I get one that's drastically reverse of the norm. ]]> RaccoonGoon http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/36795/book-blog-03-53933/