by, 19th December 2012 at 11:37 PM (149 Views)
Is this the best year of your life? Every year is.
What was the first thing you did when you woke up? Grab the kleenex because HERE COMES THE TEARS.
The person you like is? Nobody.
Is anything bothering you? No.
Does anyone annoy you? Everyone ever.
Would you like things to go ‘back to normal’ with a certain someone? No.
What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Cry and cry. LIKE EVERY NIGHT.
Is life good? It's wonderful.
Do you remember who you liked on New Year's? wat.
Do you still like them? wat.
Do you still speak to them? No.
Have you told your parents you were going somewhere but went somewhere else? All the time.
Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips? wat.
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with? No?
Would you go out with someone right now if they asked? Depended on who asked. Are you asking?
If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? Sure, I guess.
Have you kissed anyone in the last month? Nuuuupe.
What was the last reason you went to the doctor for? I don't even remember.
Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out? I love being home alone.
Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today? No.
Do you have any bruises on you? Nope. I'm made of steel.
How was 2011 for you? Like 2011.
Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone? Never. I think I did once.
Do you regret anything you've done lately? Oh, I dunno.
What woke you up today? The buckets of tears that were about to gush from my eyes.
What makes you happy? Playing Twister naked with dead cats
Ever kissed on a boat? wat no.
Have you ever been told that you are amazing? Yeah. I don't know why, though.
Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is I dunno.
This time last year, can you remember who you liked? I didn't like anyone.
Do you like when people play with your hair? No.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? Nope. Dentist appointment.
Waiting for something? I guess? I dunno.
Was last night terrible? No. The night before that? Yes.
Did you lose friends when you started dating someone? Heph! No.
Are you the type of person to make people laugh? I try to.
Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive? Um. No. She isn't. OH BURN, GURL.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? Yeah, I guess. I'LL MAKE IT A GOOD DAY.
Are you missing someone? Um, if you read my last blargh, I sorta am. I dunno. I just dunno.
Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in? Never been in one, mang.
Do you believe in karma? I like to act like I do.
Do you sleep with a fan on? No.
You think anyone's thinking about you right now? Nuuupe.
Is there anyone you wish you were spending time with right now? Well....Sorta.
Do you go to school? To get an education.
Is the person you last texted single? Yes. I think. Probably.
Who was driving the last time you were in a car? That one guy. You know the one.
Have you ever used the word ‘rawr’ in an actual conversation? Fuck no.
Are the blinds on your window open or closed? Closed.
Did you leave milk and cookies for Santa when you were little? I STILL DO LOL LOL
What were you doing at 11 last night? Getting ready for bed.
What could you eat every day of the week and never get tired of? Your mother.
Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now? Can you say "Oprah"?
Someone knocks on your window at 5AM, what do you say? "So. It's come to this."
Would you change yourself for the person you love? Never. UNLESS SHE WAS SUPER CUTE LOL LOL
Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex? No. Wrong. Haw.
What are you supposed to be doing right now? I dunno.
Would you have sex with the 5th person on your contacts? Agh gross. Fuck no.
To who did you last give the finger to? No clue.
Did your last kiss take place on a bed? No. But that's where my uncle first kissed me. Strange.
Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? A few people.
Do you talk in your sleep? No.
Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yeah, I suppose.
What time did you wake up today? 9 o' clock in the morning.
What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping. My bet is sleeping.
What song are you listening to? The wind.
Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days? No.
How do you feel about chocolate-covered strawberries? They give me the shits. Or, I bet they do.
Do you have nice eyes? I don't think so.
Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yessir.
Are you texting anybody? Um, no.
Do you swear in front of your parents? I have twice.
Concert tickets or NFL game tickets? Concert, I guess.
Are you addicted to cigarettes? Nope.
Do you have any tattoos? One I can't talk about that's on my [REDACTED]
If something was wrong, who is the first person you would go to? Boba Fett.
Do you have any nicknames? House, Rashy. TheasswasfatMan, etc etc.
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