If you've got the time, go grab a pen.

Currently reading The Man in the Iron Mask by Alexandre Dumas. It's berty gud. A little tough to get into, but it isn't bad.

BOOKS READ SO FAR IN 2013, AND WHAT I THOUGHT OF THEM

A Farewell To Arms by Ernest Hemingway- So good. So sad.

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller- A brilliant piece of satire. I've never went from blue to grabbing my sides in laughter at the end of a novel. It's one of my favorite books now.

The Book Thief by whatshisname- DON'T JUUUUDGE. I read this in like three days, and it actually wasn't bad. I'll even say I kinda liked it, for a stupid fluffy contemporary young adult piece of trash.

Billy Boy by whathisnametoo- GOLF AND GHOSTS.

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole- Oh lawd. One of the funniest books I have ever read. Like, real talk. It made me laugh way too much.

O Pioneers! by Willa Cather- Eh. Wasn't bad, anyways.

The First Forty-nine by Ernest Hemingway- I like stuff by Hemingway. I like short stories. I liked these forty-nine short stories written by Hemingway.

Went on a couple more B&N adventures. Here's what the machines said I might like in regards to buh-buh-books.

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Native Son by Richard Wright- Never heard of it.

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck- Read it and own it. I liked it. GOD DAMNIT LENNY YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE.

The Awakening by Kate Choplin- I think I've heard of this, but I don't want to read it.

A Farewell To Arms by Ernest Hemingway- Oh man. I read this in January and I don't think I'll ever be happy again. Oh man.

The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton- I liked it when I read it in Jr. High.

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The Count of Monte Cristo (abridged) by Alexandre Dumas- Abridged?! NEVERRRR! Give me the whole thing!

Twenty Years After by Alexandre Dumas- Tsssss I dunno.

Ordinary People by Judith Guest- Never heard of it.

Aesop's Fables by Aesop- Nah.

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess- Maybe. People who enjoy that book are generally people that annoy the piss out of me.

THE END.