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by , 12th November 2012 at 07:22 PM (1734 Views)
State your name: I'm Andy Dufrane! I'm on trial for murder in the state of Maine!
Gender: i'm a real boy.
(For U.S citizens) Which state do you live in?: Texhus.
Sexuality: The good kind.
Age: 19 going on 8.
Race: White as bread, captain.
Personality: Take a noxious insect. Add some hilarity, buffoonery, and some robotics.
History: Built in the year 200X twenty stories above the city. A perfect man, an unbeatable machine. Hell-bent on one purpose. Free people from Wiley's society. Ready. Willing. Prepared to fight.
Dominant Hand: Righty tighty.
Dominant Eye: WHICH EYE DO I LOOK OUT OF?!?
Pirates or Ninjas?: Ninjas superior. Pirates inferior.
Xbox or Playstation?: Um....Dreamcast.
LotR or Star Trek?: Lord of the Rings.
Preferred Salad Dressing: I'm not a sissy nor a fat-ass.
Republican or Democrat?: WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE. IT'S A BULBACRIME.
Favorite Kind of Pizza: The tasty kind.
Read the Book or saw the Movie?: Depends.
Right Brained or Left Brained?: HiveMind.
Uses a Night-Light?: I'm a big kid.
Favorite Animal?: Raccoons!
Favorite dog breed: Schnauzers.
Favorite Person on Bulbagarden: Let me have @Karamazov , @Mako , and @TheMissingno. have a sword battle first.
Single, Taken, or Both?: Wat.
Batman or Spiderman?: Batman has a plan.
Believes 'The Wizard of Oz' Harbors a Thinly Veiled Political Message?: No.
Great Grandmother's Maiden Name: Johnson
Believes in Aliens?: Maybe.
Believes in Ghosts?: Nah.
Believes in Bigfoot?: Maybe.
Glass Half Full?: I don't drink out of glasses.
If transformed into a maniacal supervillain, their Legions of Terror will wear what insignia?: A big RG.
What would your super-power be?: Total HiveMind powers to make the pathetic sheeple bow before my prowess.
Edward or Jacob?: Yo' mamma HAHAHAHAHAH
Who Would Win in a Fight, Xena or Chuck Norris?: Chuck Norris.
Potato: I can count that high, and even count to FENGA PAPIT.

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