If you've got the time, go grab a pen.

R is for Robotic, biological scum.
A is for Assho', which I totes am.
C is for Cool becasue I'm a super cool kid, okay?
C is for Cold because I've never been about having feelings, see?
O is for OY VEY, YOU MESHUGENA!
O is for Obnoxious, which I am all day erryday.
N is for Nerd becasue nerrrrrr I'm sorry.
G is for Goon. Duh.
O is for Orgasms, because I make all dem' ladies orgasm (in my dreams)
O is for Oprah, my one true lurve (notice how she came after "Orgasms")
N is for "Nuuuuuu", as I say no a lot.