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Heart Gold:HARD MODE,Nuzlocke Challage:Day 7

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, 1st December 2010 at 12:22 AM (454 Views)
A man was racing along the coastline.
"GET HIM! HE TOOK SOME STUFF THAT WAS OURS. OR SOMETHING!" three otheres were chasing him.

just then. a giant came and kicked them, then there was an explosion.

"Ricky! why do you always have to mess up our game." three kids were playing with toys. and then there was an explosion.

Fire ploomed (woo, go thesaurus!) out of the top of the lighthouse.

"WHY DID IT EXPLODE WHEN I KICKED IT?"
Tuchanka just kod one of Jasmine's magnimites and it exploded.

"because explosions are awesome!" LT responded. "Haven't i gone over this before?"

"Well yes bu-shut up then. Use double kick!"

Tuchanka used double kick!
Magnimite fainted!

"That all ya got? I thought the steel leader would be a bit more."

Lt put glasses on over his glasses

"Stainless"

Spence jumped in behind him and screamed
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Bird thunderbolted both of them.

"That's not funny! Real men do not use puns, they CONFUSE WITH NONSENSE AND IT IS HILARIUS!"

"Will you guys stop being idiots. We've got a- AAAU!" Tuchanka was inturrped mid sentence by a iorn tail.

"Shocking, isn't it?" Jasmine had sent out her steelix.
"HEY! Only i can use puns!" Lt was furious. "Tuchanka! Use....tuchanka?"

The iorn tail was a crit, she was at red health.

"Shit! Ret-" CLANG!

The iorn tail hit...something metal.

Leg the beedrill blocked it. "Leg..."

"Don't say anything..." Leg fell to the floor. "We're a team...."

Leg fainted.

"Grrr. THE TIME FOR PUNS IS OVER, SPENCE, GO!"

"Whats the melting point for steel?"

"Alot. Use fire blast."

Steelix fainted

The steelix burst into flames!

"Tuchanka! return!, Spence, come on!"

flame spread around the lighthouse, Jasmine had left and the steelix was flinging molten metal everywhere.

"Come on come on lets go!"

Lt ran to the hole the exploding magnimite made.

"ACTION JUMP!" He and spence dived out the window.

"....WHY DID WE DO THIS?" Spence shouted midair.

"IT WAS COOL." "THERE WAS AN ELEVATOR."

"....WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"

"MY POINT IS THAT WERE ABOUT TO DIE!"

Just then Spideman appeared and saved them!

"Wow! thanks spiderman!" They said together.

Spidey turned and said. "Everybody gets one."

"...what?" Spence asked. LT just shrugged.



Later at the store.

"Sir, we have a package for you." A man greeted Lt.

"more from that crazy bitch, right?"

There was a letter with 2 berrtys, a rock, and a scarf.

"Dear Mr T, I'm sending this stuff to hurt you, please squirt these berrys into your eyes, strangle yourself and hit yourself with this rock, please and thank you, Love Mom."

Lt tossed the stuff to tuchanka.
"Here's a snack and some accessorize."

"Ah, but i hate bitter berrys. What's this thing?" She tried to bite into the rock and started glowing bright white.

Lt was looking through a magazine.

"Hmm. Mr.Pokemon in scandel, found "Examining" Baby pokemon."

"Uh, boss, something's weird going on with me." "Tuch, did your voice get- wow. neat."

Tuchanka evolved into Nidoqueen!

Current team.
Tuchanka the nidoqueen (f)
Spence the quillava (f)
Koon the noctowl (f)
Joker the poliwhirl (M)
Bird the jolteon (M)
Brig the heracross (m)

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    woo! update city!

    I got a new ds! big ol dsi.
    of course, my old lite has been downgraded to a GBA with a fancy starting menu, (top screen broke, bottom is still working) but i can still use my DS fat for trading between GBA and DS

    on that note, after heavy tv troping, i've realized i've become Cerberus. So i'm trying to make my blog funny again.

    again, i'm going on my instinct, i have no idea what any of you want because no one ever comments.

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