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Whenever life threatens to become worse, punch it in the face and say, 'GTFO!'

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So yeah, my blog in a blue moon is finally NOT being neglected. Yay! Imma go all deep in this one, and then imma go and s- Okay, I'll just write the blog.

Here goes:

A note to all who think life's miserable, and don't believe all the 'God's watching us' shit, remember that you're not alone. You just make life to be miserable. You're response: "That's effin' naive. You think being on orphan, having no limbs, being paralyzed, and having 3 days of life is miserable just because I think it is?".
Okay, first, your life is NOT like that, and even if it is, you should clap yourself on the- uh, just be happy that you've got only 3 days left. Anyway, you should be happy you're alive at all, and not dead. What you gotta do is pick yourself up, shake off everything that's been thrown at you, and start anew, on a clean slate. You're lucky that you live in a time that people will actually try and fix you. That's also gonna benefit everyone, since they'll have a better life.
Responding to that individiually:
1. Take advantage of orphanism and use it to get some good friends, and then stop. That's it. Then you won't need it anymore, and you'll be able to live better, and luckily for you, you get a choice to who you want to love. If you are angry, sit and talk to yourself, or better yet, talk to a good friend.

2. Limblessness and Parlysis should allow you millions of times more to think, and build your brain power. Pity also helps. Get others in their weak spot every now and then, but keep your cool. After a while, you'll be known and Mr. Awesome because of your pure awesomeness.

Some damn sound advice: Read a fucking book. It'll help. If you hate it, read it, and then yell at yourself. Do it again and again until you're fed up of doing so, and then you'll actually pay some attention, and get interested in the book. Dan Brown and Matthew Rielly rock. Then, go ahead and yell at everything you hate, and sit and think about why you do so. If anyone even dares to disturb you, follow this post's title on them. Tell them you're thinking real deep stuff.

Now, imma leave it that for now, so anyone with complaits can help in a Flamewar on the comments collumn. I'll see if I can knock some sense intoo ya.

Till then, smell ya later! *chuckles*

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  1. White Len's Avatar
    I think Avenue Q puts it best. People who have crappy lives are beneficial to our society because they make everyone else feel better about themselves. And that alone is enough to feel better about yourself.
  2. Zurr's Avatar
    Guess you got that right. Oddly, I remember something similar on San Andreas' radio. Heh.

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