25 reasons why I love PichuBoy. ;> (SOMEWHAT EXPLICIT PLS)
by, 22nd July 2012 at 08:57 AM (587 Views)
this is @DrumBeats;' fault.
1. He can bend that way.
2. He doesn't use his teeth.
3. It's not small.
4. CLEAN SHAVEN.
5. He likes it like that.
6. He doesn't mind when it's 'RUFF'.
7. He has a soft touch, if you know what I mean. ;>
8. dat ass
9. Quiet as a mouse. ;}
10. He can be SO creative! *-*
11. Energy efficient.
12. He's like a broken lightbulb -- he can only be turned on.
13. rule 34 innit
14. british accent tho. apparently those are hot or something
15. He won't make me regret this. ;>
16. His gagging is so cute. :')
17. He's a performer.
18. He sings when we're in the shower.
19. He's got an itch to scratch.
20. Dat mind in the gutter.
21. tbh he's sex on legs tho
22. LOYAL AS A PUPPY
23. Chains and whips excite him.
24. good stamina innit
25. He's a very good friend, and at least manages to put up with me. I know we're shipped and this is going to sound ULTRA GAAAAAAAAAAY, but he's legitimately one of the best people I've met on the internet. At the very least, he's not a complete asshole like some. Plus, everyone needs a funny and sassy gay friend. (croag said to make the last one heartfelt or something, but I FAILED OR SOMETHING)
DISCLAIMER: to anyone who reads this: it's a joke and i was dared to do it. WE ARE NOT SEXUALLY INVOLVED AND THE 'FACTS' LISTED ABOVE MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE. blame drumbeats, that troll.
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