Captain GIROG

Chapter 42's almost done. Took long enough. I'm cursed with distractions, so I don't get much time to write anymore. The chapter will be up tomorrow.

Danny Edvinson. He's my favorite character. I know that it's sort of weird for me to choose a favorite character BECAUSE I INVENTED THESE PEOPLE, but Danny Edvinson's still my favorite character.

Here's an early-edited bit from Chapter 42 which explains why I like Danny Edvinson:

Danielle reopened

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I'm going to start peppering my words with Spanish, because apparently gratuitous foreign language is chévere. It's not like tú understand what I'm talking about, because this language está bonita.

If you didn't realize, this is a response to the fact that people just love to sprinkle Japanese with things they say. I mean, why say Jorge when you can say Jorge-Kun? Está mejor de just speaking English. To El Inferno with grammar.

Signed, Sr. GIROG-San-Sama-San-Kun-Chan ...

Gastly's Mama suggested that I should occasionally post my ultimate metaphors in my blog. Here's one I made a while ago concerning Nu Metal.

To use a metaphor, Nu Metal is a sea of mollusks. Though it is mostly filled with mindless bottom feeders, songs like [Mudvayne's King of Pain cover] are the octopi who gracefully swim through the water. They may lack the hard shell of the other mollusks, but their ability to change size, color and texture is unmatched by any animal, aquatic ...