Bulbagarden Forums - Blogs - Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/ Bulbagarden - The original Pokémon Community en Wed, 22 May 2013 11:07:25 GMT vBulletin 60 http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/images/styles/Millenium/misc/rss.jpg Bulbagarden Forums - Blogs - Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/ Might as well. Bandwagon. http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/might-well-bandwagon-51673/ Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:29:43 GMT ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Sh TWO - Are you single? No. THREE - Whats your favorite number? ONE - Spell your name without vowels:

Sh

TWO - Are you single?

No.

THREE - Whats your favorite number?

7

FOUR - What color do you wear most?

Blue

FIVE - Least favorite color?

Greenish brown

SIX - Favorite candy?

Sour patch kids

SEVEN - What do you smoke?

Pot Nothing

EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?

Meh. It's the school year, but I guess so.

NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?

Before I got a different haircut, Justin bieber, and when I was little, the kid from the Adam Sandler movie Big Daddy.

TEN - What is your favorite class in school?

Spanish

ELEVEN - Do you shop at Hollister/DC/Bluenotes?

Nope

TWELVE - How do you make money?

I work around the house and my parents give me money

THIRTEEN - Who is/are your best friend(s)?

My best friend and my girlfriend are my best friends.

FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?

My own home. That's right. I work in my pajamas, bitch.

FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?

Yup!

SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?

Attractive Humble Expressive

SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?

My black high top converse.

EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?

No.

NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?

Camp

TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?

Algebra homework

TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?

Nope

HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what's on your mind right now?

Algebra homework

Honestly, what are you doing right now?

This.

Honestly, have you done something bad today?

No

Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?

I used to watch disney channel like you. But then I turned 12.

Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?

My girlfriend

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?

My friend Erik who plays guitar better than I do

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?

Mt parents

Honestly, do you bite your nails?

When I get nervous

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?

My girlfriend

Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?

No

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?

Don't we all?

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?

Yup

Can you dance?

I can jerk, 2 step, wobble, and line dance. High school dance stuff.

Can you do a cart wheel?

Nope.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?

I've done it once, but haven't been able to do it since.

Can you whistle?

Yep!

Can you wiggle your ears?

No.

Can you wiggle your nose?

No.

Can you roll your tongue?

Yup!

Can you make a clover with your tongue?

Nope.

ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you're mad?

Play my guitar.

What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?

Broke a window.

Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?

Not that I know of.

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cried your heart out?

When my relatives have died.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?

Nope.

Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?

Nope.

Ever cried over the same sex?

Nope.

Do you cry when you get an injury?

Nope.

Do certain songs make you cry?

Nope.

Do certain movies make you cry?

Nope.

Ever cried from reading a book?

Nope.avi

HAPPY SECTION:

Are you usually a happy person?

Yup!

What makes you the happiest?

Being with my friends.

Does being with your friends make you happy?

I just said so. Duh.

Do you believe in yourself?

I don't believe in mushy questions.

Do you wish you were happier?

Nope, I'm usually pretty happy!

Is being happy overrated?

This question is.

Can music make you happy?

Yup!

LOVE SECTION:

How many times have you had your heart broken?

None

Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?

My family.

Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?

Yes.

Have you ever loved a fictional character?

No 0.o

HATE SECTION:

Do you actually hate anyone?

Not really.

Have you ever been on a hit list?

Yup. You can't get out of the mafia

Are you a mean bully?

No.

Do you hate George Bush?

No? I think he did better than Obama's doing, though.

SELF-ESTEEM SECTION:

Is your self-esteem extremely low?

No.

Do you think you're good looking?

I don't think I'm THAT sexy.

Do you wish you could be someone else?

Nope.

LOOK AT ME:

What is your current hair color?

Brown

What is your eye color?

Blue.

What is your skin tone?

Fairly tan.

Current piercings?

None.

Have any tattoos?

Nope.

Straight hair or curly?

Straight

CURRENTLY WEARING:

What shirt are you wearing?

A blue t-shirt.

What pants are you wearing?

Faded-ish blue jeans.

Necklace(s)?

Guitar pick necklace.

Shoes?

Nope.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Hugged someone?

Yup!

Been on the phone until the sun came up?

Nope.

Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?

Nope.

Laughed so hard you cried?

Yup!

Got in a fight with someone?

Does boxing count?

THE LAST:

Person you talked to in person?

My mom.

Person you talked to online?

My friend Dustin.

RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?

I'm doing one, aren't I?

Do you get along with your parents?

Most of the time.

Do you have mental breakdowns?

Nope. I'm pretty mentally stable.

CURRENT:

Current mood:

Meh.

Current music:

One Week - Barenaked Ladies

Current hair style:

Just laying flat on my head.

Current crush:

Nobody.

Current thing I ought to be doing:

Algebra homework

Current windows open:

This one and itunes.

THE DIDS:

Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?

If boxing counts.

Did you ever run away from home?

No. Two words: Free. Food.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?

The Doctor.

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?

Nope.

THE DOS:

Do you know how to swim?

Very well.

Do you like roller coasters?

Absolutely!

Do you own a bike?

Yup.

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on reality shows?

I could eat stuff that's actually FOOD, but not like chilled monkey brains or anything.

THE DOES:

Does hair loss run in your family at all?

On my dad's side, but not my mom's.

Does your car get good gas mileage?

It gets about 22-ish to the gallon.

Does your family have family picnics?

Not really.

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?

Plenty of times.

Have you ever been to the ocean?

I live in Florida, so yeah.

Have you ever painted your nails?

No.

THE HOWS:

How tall are you?

5'8"

How much money do you have on you right now?

About 10 bucks.

THE LASTS (because obviously the last lasts weren't the last):

Last person you hung out with?

My girlfriend

Last thing someone said to you?

"Bye."

Last thing you said out loud?

"Shut up, dog!"

THE WHATS:

What are you listening to?

Music.

What is the weather outside?

About 85, and sunny with a few clouds.

What radio station do you listen to?

106.9 KZY

What was the last restaurant you ate at?

Subway

What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water

What was the last movie you watched?

The Blues Brothers

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You have reached the bottom. What have you gained?

Nothing. I gained absolutely nothing from this. ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/might-well-bandwagon-51673/ Slenderman Survival Guide http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/slenderman-survival-guide-51570/ Wed, 29 Aug 2012 12:50:59 GMT Since I've changed my username to Slenderman, a few people have pretended to be scared of me. To put them at ease, I've decided to write this Slenderman Survival Guide:

We all know the Slenderman isn't actually real. But, if he decided to make an appearance, this is your best bet on surviving long term.

1 - Don't use the camera, dammit!

If you're being stalked by the Slenderman, don't film ourself every second of every day. This only encourages Slendy. If you're filming something different, and you notice constant audio and video distortions, or even see Slenderman in a video, stop. Delete/destroy the video, and throw away the camera.

2 - The less you know, the better

Ignorance is bliss when dealing with the Slenderman. I know you probably want to know anything there is to know about your enemy, but it's just not smart. The more you know about Slendy, the more he'll stalk you. This guide is probably more than you need to know.

3 - Slendy loves attention

Slenderman seems to stalk a person more the more they pay attention to him. He's like a 12 year old on the internet; he keeps coming back to see you flip out. If/when you see him, don't scream or run away unless he chases you. If you see him for the first or second time, keep calm and get the hell out of there.

4 - Get the hell out of dodge

If you keep seeing Slenderman in your area, leave. Get out of town, maybe even the state if you can. Change your location constantly. When you stop seeing Slendy, you can slow it down, but I wouldn't return to my house.

5 - Don't try to hit him

Slenderman is seemingly invulnerable to any form of physical harm. If you try to kill him, it won't work. It'll just make him mad. He's been hit by a baseball bat, car, and bullets, and emerged unscathed. Unless you've got a power level of over 9000, can falcon punch, or are Chuck Norris, don't try to hurt him.

6 - Slendersickness

Slendersickness is a term for the physical effects Slenderman has on people. Symptoms are: Headache, bloody nose, nausea, feeling cold, random extreme coughing, extreme paranioa and sometimes even memory loss. If you experience several of these symptoms in a reasonably short time, see #4.

This isn't a guaranteed way to survive to Slenderman. In fact, nobody's sure how to survive. This guide will just help you prolong your life in case you're being stalked by Slendy. ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/slenderman-survival-guide-51570/ Nice Guys Finish Last http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/nice-guys-finish-last-47876/ Wed, 30 May 2012 05:45:22 GMT Something that's really bugged me recently is how some girls will date complete douchebags, and ignore the guys that they really should be dating. It's happened to me many times before, and I'm sure a lot of other people here have experienced the same thing. Thankfully, it's not happening to me with the girl I like now, but she's broken up with 2 douchebags withing the past 6 months. Each time, I've comforted her, and threatened to kick one guy's ass. I guess what I'm trying to say is that girls really should open their eyes and see the guys around them that they'd be much happier with. ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/nice-guys-finish-last-47876/ What is wrong with this world? http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/what-wrong-world-46207/ Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:46:21 GMT Attachment 64149 (http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/attachments/f296/64149-2-new-pieces-puppies.png) Why would 16 thousand people not like puppies? The internet is seriously f*cked up. Click image for larger version.  Name: puppies.png  Views: 78  Size: 35.2 KB  ID: 64149

Why would 16 thousand people not like puppies? The internet is seriously f*cked up. ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/what-wrong-world-46207/ My review of the male B/W 2 character design. http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/my-review-male-b-w-2-character-design-45747/ Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:54:16 GMT I absolutely despise this design. It's completely ridiculous. To me, it looks like Nintendo saw a picture of Steve Spurrier, (
) made him 13, took that guy from LMFAO's hair and put it on him, and put him in the game. Also, his shorts over his pants. I hate that, too. It wasn't as bad with Emerald because the shorts and pants were the same color, but on this guy, they're different, AND the pants are skinny jeans/wetsuit pants. This design is a royal failure.

In conclusion: They f*cked up this time. ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/my-review-male-b-w-2-character-design-45747/ Very funny, guys. http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/very-funny-guys-45203/ Sun, 01 Apr 2012 19:26:35 GMT I'm pretty sure my inability to find how to replay to a thread is this year's april fools joke. And I'm pretty sure nobody will tell me how to post either. ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/very-funny-guys-45203/ The End of the Apostrophe http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/end-apostrophe-45045/ Thu, 29 Mar 2012 18:28:08 GMT
"The End of the Apostrophe"

It would be a crime
to kill off the apostrophe.
It's an important little mark.
Don’t you see?
We might experience fits
trying to decide if the word should be
its or it's
they're, their, or there.
But just think of the confusion
we would have
without that little mark.
We wouldn't be able to tell
cant from can’t.
And imagine how we'd feel
when we confuse well and we'll.
Now everyone should see that we do, indeed,
need the apostrophe.
]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/end-apostrophe-45045/ People who play Random Matchup on B/W http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/people-who-play-random-matchup-b-w-44375/ Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:26:57 GMT http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/3/15/10d14b73-96ec-4caf-b15e-89828f26b401.jpg ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/people-who-play-random-matchup-b-w-44375/ <![CDATA[I'm back!]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/im-back-38949/ Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:23:17 GMT I'm back! For those of you who don't recognize me, I'm Browny/The Black Knight/Prison Mike. I'm back, but I still won't be posting all the much. ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/im-back-38949/ You can has MLP season 2! http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/you-can-has-mlp-season-2-35556/ Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:52:39 GMT It has commercials, but here's season 2 episode 1! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL7S6YTJti8

EDIT: Here's one I found without commercials. It's in 720p, too. http://youtu.be/nn0j1PVk30k

(By the way, this is not my youtube channel.) ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/you-can-has-mlp-season-2-35556/ Become a master! (LIKE A BAWS) http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/become-master-like-baws-35478/ Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:56:02 GMT I made another rage comic! :D http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/9/16/31265a60-0b29-495b-b628-374d7e175b9d.jpg I made another rage comic! :D

]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/become-master-like-baws-35478/ <![CDATA[I've seen that name before...]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/ive-seen-name-before-35449/ Thu, 15 Sep 2011 22:23:27 GMT I watched a MLP season 2 preview on youtube just now. And I noticed the username was TM2Megatron. Would that be bmgf's very own TM2Megatron?

Here's the video:
http://youtu.be/dzQf5cEPxsM ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/ive-seen-name-before-35449/ <![CDATA[My reaction to reading "cupcakes" and reaction the the luna game.]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/my-reaction-reading-cupcakes-reaction-luna-game-35383/ Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:29:01 GMT First I was like http://www.clker.com/cliparts/f/0/d/8/1237561619477605365pitr_LEGO_smiley_--_happy.svg.med.png Then I was all http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/003/193/1279052383758.jpg?1279054176 And I ended up like First I was like



Then I was all



And I ended up like

]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/my-reaction-reading-cupcakes-reaction-luna-game-35383/ Guitar FTW. http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/guitar-ftw-34718/ Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:26:09 GMT I'm feeling curious. I wonder how many people on the forums can play guitar? Can anybody else on here play? Or am I alone? ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/guitar-ftw-34718/ B-b-b-b-but why? D: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/b-b-b-b-but-why-d-34364/ Mon, 22 Aug 2011 16:24:35 GMT So I return to the forums after a long period of not having any internet, and I see the RM thread is closed. Why, mods? Why? It's been dead many times before! Why have you decided to close it? ]]> Slenderman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/33827/b-b-b-b-but-why-d-34364/