Since I've changed my username to Slenderman, a few people have pretended to be scared of me. To put them at ease, I've decided to write this Slenderman Survival Guide:
We all know the Slenderman isn't actually real. But, if he decided to make an appearance, this is your best bet on surviving long term.
1 - Don't use the camera, dammit!
If you're being stalked by the Slenderman, don't film ourself every second of every day. This only encourages Slendy.
Updated 29th August 2012 at 11:30 AM by Slenderman