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Saturday (Friday Parody)

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by , 17th April 2011 at 05:39 PM (552 Views)
Saturday

6:25, it’s almost sunrise,
My fresh meat is getting fresh.
Gotta have it fresh,
Gotta have that meat.
Seeing it fresh, the mom is fat.
Time is ticking I can’t find my shoe.
I run to the bus stop anyway.
I’m all dressed up,
The sky is blue!

Cotton in the white clouds,
Fluffy in the gray clouds.
Gotta tilt my head up,
How can I see clouds?

It’s Saturday, Saturday,
I completely forgot.
I should’ve remembered to eat my meat whole,
Saturday, Saturday,
Why am I still standing here?
I should be heading down to my birthday.
A-a-a-CHOO!
A-a-a-CHOO!
Sniffle, sniffle, sniffle, sniffle,
In the day the sun comes up!

9:25, I’m standing on the highway,
Cars go so fast,
Even faster than light,
Ay, ay, ay, ay
I left my shoes,
I think you need to know
My right hand’s by my right, yay!
Now you know,
I taught you,
Now you’re really smart,
I taught you a new thing,
Learn something every day,
Gotta make my mind up,
What color’s the White House?

It’s Saturday, Saturday,
The day after Friday,
It’s also just one day right before Sunday.
Saturday, Saturday,
Eight letters in Saturday,
I think I could become a teacher when I grow,
A-a-a-CHOO!
A-a-a-CHOO!
Sniffle, sniffle, sniffle, sniffle,
I sniffle cause I have sniffles.

Yesterday was a day ago (day ago).
Today is after yesterday (yesterday).
We we we so surprised.
We so surprised,
At this information I see.
Tomorrow’s a day from now
And in two days, it’s afterwards.

I don’t want to stop learning!

It’s Saturday, Saturday,
The first day of the weekend.
It’s think it’s only because I think I said so.
Saturday, Saturday,
The third letter is T.
Now you know how to spell Saturday,
Grammar, grammar, grammar (eh…)
Grammar, grammar, grammar (eh…)
Chum is not fum.
You rotten little kids.

Saturday, Saturday,
Aren’t I a calendar?
I am the smartest person and you know it.
Saturday, Saturday,
The seventh letter is A.
Now you know how to spell Saturday better,
What else do I have to say?
I’m out of ideas.
I like cereal,
Did you know that I cannot sing?

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  1. Kutomba's Avatar
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    THAT IS AWESOME
  2. Green Zubat's Avatar
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    Well, at least now there's one version that makes sense
  3. Shiny Celebi's Avatar
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    someone needs to sing that and put it on YouTube

    Edit: im gonna do it
    Updated 22nd April 2011 at 10:42 AM by Shiny Celebi
  4. Serperiority's Avatar
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    Cool

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