Rose's Drunken Misadventures, Holy Weekend Edition
by, 31st March 2013 at 12:55 PM (260 Views)
I went to some friend-of-a-friend's housewarming party last night. Right now I am fucked with a major-league hangover, but I had a great time drinking way too much alcohol: total at the end of the night was one glass of Riesling, five beers and by the end I was drinking rum and vodka straight from the bottles. I played two (!) complete rounds of Kings. Which is probably why I was drinking the straight rum at the end. I just needed something to be drinking and we were all out of beers.
Apparently I turn into Roy Mustang when I'm drunk, because those of us who were attracted to ladies started discussing the wonderful, thought-provoking topic of "tits vs. ass." I am firmly (lol) in the latter camp, and I think I started talking about miniskirts and how on the right girls they're like the greatest thing ever, and this one Glee clip (from back when I actually watched Glee) where the cheerleaders are dancing in these really short, flippy skirts that clarified my sexuality for me. Lol.
Also got into a really involved conversation re: my cats, showing off pictures of my cats and telling stories about my cats. But that happens at pretty much any party where I spot another cat-lover, regardless of level of drunkenness.
I think I also made a Digimon reference with regard to how drunk I wanted to be. Something like "I'm only at Champion-level drunkenness right now, I want to go Ultimate!"
Moral of the story: With enough social awkwardness (because I only knew two people at this huge party when I arrived), and not enough food (although they had these mini-pizza things and I think I ate half of them), I will get shit-faced at parties. And hate myself in the morning. But it will be hilarious at the time.
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