As a journalism student, I absolutely dread the day that I may have to do a story on you.
The worst case scenario would be if I had to do a story about a conversation between you and Senator Stephen Conroy.
The reason I dread this so much, is because I pride myself on accuracy, and being accurate is extremely difficult when basing a story on quotes from muffled voices.
Therefore, I politely request that you clean your mouth out before you enter parliament
Steven Stone (from RSE) appears in HGSS
Cue MASSIVE amounts of fanwank.
I applaud Blazevoir for his effort in raising awareness of this issue.
But I fear the targets of that blog are a little too thick to grasp the sarcasm.
So allow me to put it clearly and bluntly: STOP.
Attention all movie-goers.
Learn from my mistake.
I went to see My Sister's Keeper tonight.
I had not read the book but knew the basic premise.
However, a gross miscalculation was made.
And I therefore implore you all, before you wander naively into the cinema, to ask your friends, "What do you think of My Sister's Keeper?"
You see I failed to do this.
No one warned me.