It's just all about me, me, me (and my Pogeymans.)
As a journalism student, I absolutely dread the day that I may have to do a story on you.
The worst case scenario would be if I had to do a story about a conversation between you and Senator Stephen Conroy.
The reason I dread this so much, is because I pride myself on accuracy, and being accurate is extremely difficult when basing a story on quotes from muffled voices.
Therefore, I politely request that you clean your mouth out before you enter parliament
Attention all movie-goers.
Learn from my mistake.
I went to see My Sister's Keeper tonight.
I had not read the book but knew the basic premise.
However, a gross miscalculation was made.
And I therefore implore you all, before you wander naively into the cinema, to ask your friends, "What do you think of My Sister's Keeper?"
You see I failed to do this.
No one warned me.
...I like to take part in the niche hobby of making literal representations of nicknames I have for Pokémon.
One of these nicknames is RotOMNOMNOM.
Check it out.
YOU ARE NOW SUPREMELY JEALOUS OF MY MAD FUCKING M&M SKILLS.
Updated 5th August 2009 at 08:02 AM by Æsahættr
Fuck exams. I'm awake at 7am for an exam at 8am.
Why don't you just shoot me in the face?
Man has no business being up this early, it is unnatural. Thank whatever higher power there is up there for tea. Just, thank you, thank you, oh lord, thank you.
Tea is saving my life right now.
That and slippers. YES!
Oh God, I'm gonna be sitting an exam on sleepcrack. This is gonna be interesting.