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Stop calling Iris a Mary Sue.

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It's an insult to Mary Sues. XD

I'm in a Iris joke kinda mood, so here goes...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Go... away...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris' Axew
How novel, a talking hair ornament.

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Why did the writers make Trip cross the road?
He was the only one they hadn't thrown under the Iris bus.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris' fans
Iris has fans? How? Why? How?

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris's flaws
You're desperately needed on the Animé.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris' hair
Guess even it couldn't stand her.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris's struggl... *poof*
Oh, they disappeared magically again.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Drayden coming to salvage Iris' storyline
Hum... you're like 90 episodes too late.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris' growth
Please, the only thing growing is the writers' hard on for Iris. XD

That's all I have for now (well no, I have more then a few hilarious knock knock jokes about Iris fans, but I'll keep them for myself. :P). XD Man, I'm feeling weirdly nostalgic today.

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  1. CrackFox's Avatar
    I have more then a few hilarious knock knock jokes about Iris fans, but I'll keep them for myself.
    How will we ever cope.
  2. Mijzelffan's Avatar
    Well at least Iris isn't an author avatar. Unless she is. In which case I want to meet the person with hair like that.
  3. Jack Pschitt's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by CrackFox
    How will we ever cope.
    Precisely. I, for one, could never stand to go un-nourished with the utter wit and brilliance of these knock-knock jokes. In the short time I've known them, these delightful musings have captivated me and become an essential part of my very being. If I do not recieve stimulation in a matter of mere hours, I could suffer a nervous break-down and slip into a coma from withdrawal. As I've made known, I need these knock-knock jokes. I need them more than the life-blood of existance itself, that which fills the rivers of this planet.

    But seriously they were meta as hell. xD
  4. Dragonfyre's Avatar
    Hilarious. This is a godly blog post!
  5. Karisse's Avatar
    Best blog post I've seen for over a month. :3
  6. Lumi's Avatar
    That was so funny I forgot to laugh!
  7. Oswin's Avatar
    I like Iris.
  8. PhilosophyPhlare's Avatar
  9. Ranger Jack Walker's Avatar
    I liked this blog before even reading it.

    And I was not disappointed.
  10. Dawn~Berlitz's Avatar
    you seemed as much annoyed by iris as I am
  11. The Fighting Misty's Avatar
    Iris jokes are so boring, IMO. Probably because Iris' fanbase is rather niche that you can't get a reaction out of anyone. Unlike a certain other character.
  12. HumanDawn's Avatar
    Oh come on guys! There's nothing wrong about kidding around once in a while. We all know that Hellion is secretly uber tsundere for Iris and her brilliant writing :P.

    btw I just noticed that this blog was made to mock this blog:
    Updated 22nd August 2012 at 11:36 AM by HumanDawn
  13. Neon Borealis's Avatar
    I laughed very hard at this.
  14. Caseydia's Avatar
    I tired to laugh at this but it's not really all that funny. I don't think Iris is a Mary sue of the least. I never thought that because she is never seen training or battling as much. Dragonite is pretty much her only tough edge right now. Excadrill is strong but it's not unbeatable, Axew is underused and learns attacks out of the blue and Emonga seems like it's not in the main cast anymore. There is a difference with how Paul was a Mary sue then to Iris. He was usually seen training his Pokemon. All and I mean all of his Pokemon kicked ass all the time and he won quite a few battles on screen not beating up Ash all the time. So there is a bit of difference. I think having a Dragonite on the main cast is like having Charizard who is hasn't been seen in a long time. So in someway, I don't think having one makes her a sue. I just hope Drayden isn't a push over like some of the other gymleaders in the past and puts her in her place.
    Updated 31st October 2012 at 01:56 PM by Caseydia


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