I lied, doin' a Pt. Play-through with random names
by, 1st September 2010 at 10:37 AM (240 Views)
So, I sat through a stupid speech, in which Prof. Rowan made me open a Poke Ball for him. GOD, the Professors are lazy. Ooh, a bunny!
Chose a girl, of course, and named myself Bluu, in honor of the PC's blue hair. Named my gay-looking Rival Douche, 'cause that's what I yell every time a Rival beats me in these games.
My adventure is about to begin! Wait, what? The walls are closing in! I can't see! I can't breathe! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!!
....What just happened? And why can't I look away from the TV? Oh, good, it's over. Well, nothin' up here. I think I'll play the Wii...
AH, GET OUTTA MY HOUSE, ROBBER!! Oh, it's just Douche. GET THE FUCKIN' HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE, DOUCHE!!!!
Hey, leave my PC alone. Or not, ya douchebag. Wow, I made a pun. Okay, bye. Hold up, I don't have one-million Pokemon Dollars! Oh, you little mfer....
So I chased Douche to his place and got bumped into without an apology. Then he just went right back in. Do I follow? Do I follow? Of course I do. So I get to hear Douche mutter and blab.
Wait, 10-millon Pokemon Dollars? What happened to the one-million Pokemon Dollars I already don't have? I'll get you for this!
Oh, yay, we get to get eaten by wild Pokemon. YAY, an angel has come to save me! Or just that lazy old dude. Hooray.
Pop quiz. Blah, blah, blah, yes I love Pokemon. So Douche decides to play the gentleman. I recieved a Chimchar. Got into a battle with Douche.
CHIMCHAR used Scratch! PIPULP used Growl! CHIMCHAR used Scratch! PIPLUP used Growl!
How's that workin' out for ya? I kicked his ass, and went home. The End for now.
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