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Dear Diary,



^This is me. My name is Maximum Aronse, but I go by Max.

Today, I woke up and wandered to the edge of town. I've been stuck in Pallet Town all sixteen years of my life, and it gets boring.

So today, Professor Oak warned me about wild Pokemon, as usual, but today, he said he'd give me a Pokemon of my own.

Hells, ...

So, I sat through a stupid speech, in which Prof. Rowan made me open a Poke Ball for him. GOD, the Professors are lazy. Ooh, a bunny!

Chose a girl, of course, and named myself Bluu, in honor of the PC's blue hair. Named my gay-looking Rival Douche, 'cause that's what I yell every time a Rival beats me in these games.

My adventure is about to begin! Wait, what? The walls are closing in! I can't see! I can't breathe! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!!

....What ...