How Black 2 & White 2 Upset Me
by, 2nd April 2013 at 11:27 AM (198 Views)
I am paranoid enough to be certain that Gamefreak read my fan-fiction.
In B2W2, Crasher Wake made an appearance and announced that he was from Sinnoh all along. This caused a tantrum, and ruined a lot of my plot lines for me. I had to rework all of his backstory, and find a way of him tricking all of Sinnoh that he wasn't from Sinnoh.
And then, as if that wasn't enough, they gave Maylene a Toxicroak, which is just terrible. Why would you give Maylene a Toxicroak? Is it just to mess with me? It's like Gamefreak staff just decided to gang up on me and punch a lot of holes in the wall of my fanon, or head canon, or whatever you want to call it, and I alone had to try to patch up the damage, but it's been done.
What kind of name is Gamefreak, anyway? Are you 12? Just put numbers behind it and it'll be a generic online username. You guys all suck! I don't even like Pokémon; it's for kids and it sucks. And just because I'll buy X & Y, and I'll enjoy them, that won't make anything better. For now, I'm a self-involved teenager.
Anyway, tantrum over. I accept all your sympathies, even if they are hidden in insults.
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