31 reasons why Croag is an all right fella
by, 22nd July 2012 at 01:35 AM (392 Views)
1) She's awesome
2) She used to live in my town, but moved (because she's a massive ho)
3) She's really pretty, and even made a pretty hipster
4) She knows how to correctly make a cup of tea, which trust me, is very important
5) She's an amazing singer, don't listen to her lies
6) Because of her I can't stop saying fml and pls :I Dat ho.
7) She lies :I The first thing she ever said to me was a lie.
8) She says things that I don't think she intends to be funny, but it still is.
9) She always reblogs the funniest things on Tumblr, and has an image for any occasion.
10) She helped me bake a cake once, and it was delicious
11) She has an amazing sense of humor pls :I
12) She doesn't get annoyed when everyone ships us together (this is adding fuel to the fire isn't it :I)
13) She mispronounces words, but she cool
14) I've made her burst into song twice, which was funny (maybe you had to be there)
15) She likes Frogs (can you blame her)
16) She's actually a guy from Swansea called Rick, and works in the local Morrisons. (I better get a discount on Quavers if I'm ever in the area, bitch!)
17) She's an amazing artist, seriously :I
18) She starts the conversations 90% of the time, which is nice. Maybe 85%. No, 78%. OK, a good deal of the time.
19) She puts up with me
20) She laughs at my jokes, even if they aren't funny (Pls I am hilarious)
21) She's always fun and easy to talk to
22) She knows her way around a joke (did I already say that?)
23) She has a nice deep voice
24) She drove the Chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry
25) She'll get that ^ (hopefully) because she has good taste in music!
26) She looks like Roberta Sparrow
27) She thinks she has street cred (pls lol)
28) She thinks she's awesome at Mario Kart, and got the game because I forced her to haha
29) She loves A:TLA and LoK, meaning I can respect her :I (Lin ;w;)
30) She so smart
31) She doesn't mind that I can't stop insulting her :I
There we go, 31 reasons why @Croag; is cool. I only did this because she said she'd pay me :I
I can't believe I wrote the numbers out myself, when there is a function that does it automatically :I
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