Pokemon Masticator

"Getting to know someone creates both joy and sorrow. Puns that were funny when you first met get old when you hear them all the time" - Driftveil Clerk NPC

"Three years ago, Team Plasma talked me into letting my dear Pokemon go. Ever since, I've been staying in hotels as I please...To be honest, I feel lonely, but it's a good thing not to have Pokemon who'll be left behind and feel sad after I pass away..." - Driftveil old man NPC

"You can't change your family, but you can change how you interact with one another. Still, that said..." - Castelia NPC

Seriously, guys. Way to be Debbie Downers.