Shiny

Hi y'all. Tonight I feel tired so I'm just gonna rant.

NASA wants to shoot some bigass rocket into the moon. I ask, is that necessary? Noone freaking lives there.
Not to mention the moon might be slightly pissed. 'Leave me the hell alone!'. Then it'll put on its rageface and come down to kill us and some poor kid in a green suit has to battle his way through some random dungeon to find a bunch of freaky looking Kirbies with fully developed appendages so that they can push the moon back into orbit. Also, some dumb kid in a mask tries to be an hero and tries to mess with him, endangering our lives. Then NASA gets shut down and Russia conquers space. And discovers Klingons (?). And the USS Enterprise becomes the USSR Enterprise.

Goodnight world.