IslandWalker

I was cleaning up my closet (it was about time), and I found this box full of plastic frogs. I immediately remembered how I played with them for endless hours since I was three. My favorite animal is, and will always be, the epic frog.

I also found these random flash cards with the names of them, and I was laughing my head off for a long time. The "setup" consisted of

-weird name
-random last name usually with Le at the beginning do make it more French. This was so stupid
-an ultra weird second last name.

Here are the best:

First names:

-Newtanewta O_o
-Poisonarrowy (ok...)
-Peral
-Benty
-Purple-a-darty (LMAO)
-Ashaniey (how do you even pronounce that?)
-Pickereli (He was my FAVORITE!!!)
-Mr. Fix-car (WEIRD)
-Spotalou
-Yellow-a-line (these ones are the funniest)
-Bump
-Bumpal
-Bullf (seriously?)
-Tomatoey
-Tady (once again one of my favorites)
-Blowast
-Mansoliey
-Green-a-line
-Frogaltz Toadaltz
-Gololie
-Buzal (so weird yet so cool)
-Rite (same as above)
-Fingg

Usually French weird last names:

-Saltz
-LeSonps (O_o)
-Frogim
-Bowala
-LeCulptston
-LeBalston (LOL)
-LeRogstone
-LeTomatt
-Ranist
-LeTwotane
-Grotstos
-LaSaltorgange
-Jounela
-LeSangra
-Feltz
-Lettorned
-LeBant
-Mr. and Mrs. Slops (their drawing was hilarious)
-Losaltz

Weird Last names:

-Nollas
-Walent
-Bagstone (ROFL)
-Manders
-Peralastone
-Nosolo
-Purplefrogalastone (HILARIOUS!!!)
-Bluesalos
-Battons
-Ranolin
-Saltstone
-Floutesa (EPICNESS)
-Tadpolarson
-Twotonealos
-Mantellpolarastone
-Arrwells
-Harstonlo
-Fingston
-Salops

My imagination took up the entire solar system when I was little. Now I just store it on Pluto.

Some actually good ones were a quartet of colored frogs named Strawberry, Pear, Lemon, and Blueberry.