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Being an Exeggutor

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Synthesis
, 21st February 2013 at 04:33 PM (179 Views)
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Is it just me or would it be really hard to be an Exeggutor? So many heads, grass instead of hair, no arms. What's worse is the grass looks itchy but LOL can't scratch it. Not to mention one head looks permanently stoned and one has a really annoying face, the poor middle guy is trapped.

Also when it's an Exeggcute I bet it never gets away with anything cause them mama Exeggutor can keep a set of eyes on it at all times. Only good thing the poor guy has going for him is at least he's no longer an egg. Speaking of which, why would eggs hatch from an egg?

Now people of Bulba, I ask you, what other Pokemon have it as bad as poor Eggy?
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Updated 21st February 2013 at 04:39 PM by Synthesis

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  1. Master Simm's Avatar
    Well, Yamask is a HUMAN, so...
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  2. Contrary's Avatar
    I just assumed they had a hive mind, so multiple heads wouldn't be a problem. Nvm, they do argue. So, conjoined twins, basically. Sometimes they do split off, and the Pokedex states that they rarely argue. In fact, they prefer the company of other Exeggutor. Not to mention it doesn't need arms because they have psychic powers. Think unicorns from My Little Pony.
    Updated 21st February 2013 at 05:01 PM by Contrary
  3. Synthesis's Avatar
    What's wrong with being a human? I'll wreck u into next week m8

    Also, not having arms still sucks. It could never play the piano or guitar or most instruments really. It could never wash up after dinner, open doors, punch people, etc. You guys with arms take them for granted.
    Berrenta likes this.
  4. Bulletproof Scales's Avatar
    Klink is limbless without psychic powers, constantly rotating and its conjoined twin appears to die when it evolves. It can't even make facial expressions or blink its open eye.
  5. Beck's Avatar
    Being a female Mr. Mime might be a bit insulting.
  6. Bad Apple's Avatar
    Solosis. Even if you're psychic, you are still a spherical blob. Imagine if you had to fight a Dark Type and you couldn't fight him/her because all you can do are psychic moves.
  7. Contrary's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Synthesis

    Also, not having arms still sucks. It could never play the piano or guitar or most instruments really. It could never wash up after dinner, open doors, punch people, etc. You guys with arms take them for granted.
    You can do all of those with psychic powers.
  8. Karis's Avatar
    That first paragraph made me laugh. XD