Desire Drive

I'm not one for fanfics, but I decided to take a spin on this website:
The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
It randomly generates... bad crossover ideas. Here are a few of my results. >w>

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metroid and Max Payne. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device! (Um... what? xD)

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and Kill Bill. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Xmen and Ctrl+Alt+Del. The story should use creepy internet fetishes as a plot device! (....moving on. @_@)

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scientology and The Fairly Oddparents. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Teletubbies and Kill Bill. The story should use marriage as a plot device!


Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining John McCain and Hulk Hogan. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 8 and Jesse Jackson. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!


Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining World War II and Stephen King's IT. The story should use posting in an internet forum as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Beauty & the Beast. The story should use X-rated tentacles as a plot device!

And lastly...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gundam Wing and Kirby. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device! (Would someone actually write this? o.o)