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Why yes. I think summer will give me that much time.
Anyway, I'm doing a Team White Mage Challenge for Final Fantasy I on the Game Boy Advance. For those of you who don't know, a Team White Mage Challenge is a playthrough of the whole Final Fantasy game with only White Mages. Four of them.
For those of you who don't know, White Mages are people who suck physically and use the white magic to heal people and are usually cute.
For this challenge, I will use the power of emulation and screenshots. So yeah.
Anyway, let's meet the people:

All four White Mages have names referencing other games (name your guy Neo on Dragon Warrior II for the Game Boy Color and you'll find Lynn). Let us begin!

Very important: Always equip your White Mages with the best equipment available to them.
Lynn: So we must get some hammers...

And of course get them White Magic. Makes them survive better.
Akiza: Don't forget the White Magic!
Lynn: Don't worry...

Cyntha: So, because we have crystals, we get to see the king?
Celes: Oh be quiet. It might be important for our quest.
I forgot to screenshot, but here's the conversation in a nutshell:
King: Rescue my daughter Sarah from the finest swordsman in the kingdom.
Lynn: What do we get out of it?
King: I'll build a bridge to the north, where you wish to go.
Lynn: Deal!
-World Map-
Celes: Um, Lynn, did you hear what the king said? He said the guy was the best swordsman in the kingdom!
Akiza: And all we have is hammers.
Lynn: Don't worry, girls! We shall beat Garland! We just have to train!
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SIDE NOTE BEFORE THEY FIGHT GARLAND: For the record, the world hates Lynn and Akiza

but hates Lynn a little more.

So, our four valiant White Mages (?) set off to defeat the wicked knight...

Celes: Uh, Lynn, are you sure we're ready?
Lynn: Relax, Celes. If we don't defeat Garland, how are we going to save the crystals?
Celes: We swim?
Akiza: What is this "swimming" you speak of?
Lynn: C'mon you big wuss, it can't be that hard...
-Chaos Shrine-
Garland: I suppose you came for the princess?
Lynn: Yes we did!
Garland: You think you can defeat me? I, Garland, shall knock you all down!
Lynn: We aren't afraid of you!
Celes: We aren't?

Cyntha: Bring it on!
Garland: You shall regret fighting me!

Lynn: I don't regret anything. You guys?
Akiza: Nope.
Cyntha: Not one bit.
Celes: Not really.
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It was quite easy, actually. Although Celes got the most hate for some reason...cast Protect, then attack like hell!
So yeah.
-Castle Cornelia-
King Steve: As promised, a bridge shall be built!
All White Mages: Yay!
Sarah: Please take this lute as my thanks.
Lynn: Okay.
Sarah: Also, Lynn...

All White Mages:
Lynn: Uh...no thanks.
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I officially dub Princess Sarah as bi! (She says the same thing if a male guy - Fighter, Monk, Thief, etc. is at the front. I couldn't help it.)
Next time: something. I think it has something to do with pirates.