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by , 5th January 2014 at 01:44 AM (1708 Views)
So, apparently I'm fucking insane or something because I decided to read SonyisGod69's posts. He's an idiot who thinks Sony is, well, God, and thinks that every fucking system ever is fucking worse then the fucking PlayStation 3/Vita, to the point where he and his friends bully people who have any system other then those two. I was going to keep calm and keep it to myself until I read this fucking post:

Quote Originally Posted by SonyisGod69
You are absolutely right! Why would anyone get this system that is less powerful than a psone? And anyways don't you all know that nintendo isn't cool? Sony is so cool!
I'd say go to hell, but I don't think even Satan would want you.

C'mon, you're fucking kidding me! You'd have to be an absolute retard to even suggest that even the Wii U is less powerful then a PS-fucking-1! Have you seen the goddamn graphics on the Wii U? Compare them to the fucking PS1! Look at Cloud! His arms are two spheres connected by noodles! Mario looks way better then that on the Wii U!

It goes further. For one, he says that Halo is for girls or whatever, and he bullies people who play that, too. Like, he makes people eat boogers. Come the fuck on, man! I don't like Halo either, but I didn't fucking beat up my best friend and cut all ties with him when I saw him play it, jackass!

Also, he says that PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale is fucking greater then Smash Bros.. As in, in his own words, "all stars is AAA and smash bros is F-". Probably because Smash Bros. is on a goddamn Nintendo system. Now, I've never played All Stars, but generally reviews were lower for it then SSBB, I believe. So All Stars isn't AAA and Smash Bros. isn't F-. I mean, I could respect that he liked All Stars more*, but not when you compare it to Smash Bros. like that.

And he said the PlayStation Vita changed his life because the hottest girl in his shithole of a school** fucking smiled at him when he was holding a PlayStation fucking Vita. I mean, yeah, that's totally why. I mean, I totally just smile/wave at people all of the fucking time because they have a 3DS/they're playing Final Fantasy/they have a cool shirt on, not because I'm trying to be nice or friendly or anything. And then I totally just keep on walking without saying "Oh hey, you have a 3DS? Cool!" Or "You play Final Fantasy?". Or "Hey man, nice shirt!". Nope! Just keep on fucking walking.

And one last thing. He fucking said that Final Fantasy wasn't being fucking boycotted because it wasn't fucking that great of a game. No, it was fucking boycotted for being cross-fucking-platform! As in, on the fucking Xbox 360. He wouldn't give two fucks if it was crossplatform if it was, say, PS3 and PSV. Nope! Because it was crossplatform on the fucking Xbox 360. Never mind the fucking fact that the fucking series started on the fucking Nintendo Entertainment System! Hell, he'd probably say that the PlayStation translation*** of Final Fantasy V was better then the Game Boy Advance translation because it was the latter was on the fucking Game Boy Advance, which is for sissies and wimps. Yep. Sure.

I should probably stop now, because this was supposed to help me vent my rage and it's not working. Hell, I should probably stop reading his comments. He's just a fucking retard.

And one last one for the road, because this? This is just plain fucking stupid.
Quote Originally Posted by SonyisGod69
Nobody would be in their right mind if they got this system! This is unbelievable that nintendo would do this just to screw over people! Sure you can turn it off in the options but if you don't turn it off then it will do this by default!! Nintendo did this just so they would make most people have to start from their last save point!!
...you mean the same feature that's on the PlayStation 3, which you fucking adore, you are now against.

Because it is on an Nintendo system.

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*Well, okay, not now, but.
**Apparently all of this happens regularly at his school. Yep.
***Yes, some of them have been modified, but the name's still horribly mangled in the real game. Sue me for not saving a few minutes of work and scanning the LP updates for the update which they appeared in.

Erdrick damns Bile Fascination. He'd also damn SonyisGod69, but he's not cruel to Satan.

***Please note: this blog was supposed to be used to let out anger. Also to make sure other people aren't fucking idiots. But that too.***
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  1. White Yoshi's Avatar
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    I think he is just a troll. I don't really know, never seen this guy or read about it.
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    Updated 5th January 2014 at 02:30 AM by White Yoshi
  2. Yun's Avatar
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    Don't worry about trolls. Look at his name... SonyIsGod... that should've risen about fifty red flags.
  3. Life's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yun
    Don't worry about trolls. Look at his name... SonyIsGod... that should've risen about fifty red flags.
    Not to mention it has the number 69 in it.
  4. DracoMan's Avatar
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    Erdrick, eat a Snickers. You get really foul-mouthed when you're hungry.
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  5. Norzan's Avatar
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    And this pretty much confirms he's a troll, he's just trolling to make people angry, just ignore hiim and he will go away eventually.

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