We Need Guidance, We've Been Misled.

Here's my best Shiay impression
"MORTY IS LOVE"
"I SCARE DCM"
"Here are a couple of pictures and fanfics I just wrote. They're better than yours, so don't even try"

Please don't kill me.

My dastardly influence is spreading...

Even though I live in Texas and he lives somewhere on the east coast next to the ocean. Anyways, we had this plan, I flipped a coin, it was the side he chose -- haha, rambling.....

Kay... 1337 was pissy because he couldn't make me laugh over MSN no matter what he sent me, so, he comes up with this proposal:

1337R34P3R says (9:14 PM):
*hmmm...
*do i need to SAY something funny?
Shiay says (9:14 PM):
*Probably.
1337R34P3R says (9:14

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Apologies for the blurriness in advance. My cameras never seem to like focusing up close.



Species: Shiny Rattata
Nick: Risk
Gender: Male
Nature: Bashful
Met at ROUTE 2 at Lv 3.
Profile: Dixie (it's a fucking fluke, I swear...)
Version: Fire Red
PalPark?: Will be when I have the time and catch more Pokémon on here. I've restarted the game just recently o-o;;

This is where we both prepare!

Yeah~

Navigate me though your body,
Navigate me.
Navigate me through your body,
Navigate~

I love, the way, you tug on top of me,
So navigate me through your body~

"Navigate Me" by Cute Is What We Aim For. Quite an addicting song, if I do say so, myself. Though this song's not what my blog's supposed to be about.

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