YES! Wait...no! (Wrestlemania 28 reactions and results CONTAINS SPOILERS!)
by, 5th April 2012 at 02:58 PM (263 Views)
Im still sitting in dissapointment at the entire PayPerView.
First Match - Daniel Bryan(Champion;HeavyWeight title, Title Match) v Sheamus, DECENTMATCHLOL, who am I kidding? 18 freakin' seconds. Screw Sheamus and his WHC, I'm now a Bryan mark. The major boo's that Sheamus got as he won it in 18seconds (despite him being the good guy!)
Second match - Kane v Randy Orton, this honestly was a decent match, no idea why this shouldn't have been the first match (that or the IC title match), quite a good match; Randy Orton trying to win with possibly either a jumping RKO or Superplex off the top rope to end it but Kane gains the upper hand and Chokeslams him from the top rope for a pinfall victory. Match time was 10mins 56seconds.
Third Match - Big Show v Cody Rhodes(Champion: IC TITLE, Title Match), I'm still recovering with the bullshit from the first match to even pay attention, the next thing I know Big Show is the IC champion winning his first WrestleMania singles match, winning the match in 5mins 18seconds.
Fourth Match - Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos(I think that's how you say it) v Eve Torres and Beth Pheonix (Champion; Divas Champion, non-title tag team match), didn't really pay attention to this as I don't give a damn about these matches, only good part was when Maria Menounos stink-face's Eve and gets Eve's make-up all over her ass. Kelly Kelly and Maria won this match in 6mins 49seconds.
Fifth Match - Undertickler v Hunter Hearst Helmsley (End of a Era match; HELL IN A CELL with Shawn Micheals special referee); Possibly one of the best matches, shame I didn't pay that much attention; when I decided to look at the screen I saw a groggy HHH and Undertaker fighting, bloody, welts all over Takers back and HHH begging Taker to end him, so Taker pins HHH after a TombStone making Undertaker's streak go up to 20-0, great show of respect as Shawn Micheals and Taker put Triple H's arms over one of their shoulders and carried him out of the ring.
Sixth Match - Team Johnny (David Otunga (captain), Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, The Miz, and Drew McIntyre) (with John Laurinaitis, Vickie Guerrero and Brie Bella) v Team Teddy (Santino Marella (captain), R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Zack Ryder, The Great Khali, and Booker T) (with Teddy Long, Hornswoggle, Eve, Nikki Bella and Aksana) (Stipulations are; Twelve-Man Tag Team match to determine General Manager of both the Raw and SmackDown brands.) Zack Ryder loses for Team Teddy after Eve Torres comes in and distracts her 'boyfriend' Zack Ryder, thus letting The Miz scoring the victory for Team Johnny after a Skull-Crushing Finale, after the match Eve Torres kicks Ryder in the testicles, downing him and Eve leaves whilst the "Hoeski" chants echo the arena, Team Teddy look on in shock at the whole affair. I hated this match, why wasn't it further down the card? You could have easily replaced this with the WHC title match.
Seventh Match - CM Punk (Champion: WWE CHAMPION, Title Match; Stipulations were: Singles match for the WWE Championship with the added stipulation that Punk would lose the title if he was disqualified.) vs Chris Jericho, Quite a grueling match, didn't really see this one though. Punk smashing Jericho on the head with a steel-chair as Jericho makes rude comments about his family. Punk wins after making Jericho tap, retaining his title.
MAIN EVENT- Shitty match; quite exciting...but shitty. Don't really need to say much about this but; Rock v John Cena...Rock beats Cena after John Cena attempts a Peoples Elbow mocking The Rock, Rock gets up and hits the Rock Bottom, winning the match in his home town via Pinfall.
That's the results and some of my reactions; my thoughts...just a normal PayPerView but this one has shitty backstage viginettes and Brodus Clay and his momma dancing gets more screen time than Daniel Bryan. Overall rating; 6/10...could have been better.